T-70 Spam v1.0

So! I know how excited you guys are to see how I got my 97% win ratio only having to use a single unit, so welcome to the T-70 guide.



Pros
Fun.
The tank looks weak but has an OP MG that never reloads.
Its gun can penetrate up to 260mm of Prussian steel, and fires at a rate of 13,37 shots per minute.
It's light, so it can't get stuck in snow easily. If it ever does, you can simply use another one to push it out.
Too light to hit AT mines.
Cheap.
Cheaper.
Everything else.

Cons
What's that?

Mindsets
Remember, you're playing to win. No whining, bitching, moaning or groaning from your opponent will distract you. Just do what I tell you, and you'll have a guaranteed win. If you win in less than 2 minutes, say "GG EASY" and rub it in his face a bit. We don't need Fair Play nor manners.

Early game
First, you capture a point (with your units, of course). Then, build one of those OP thingies that convert points to fuel. Capture another point, leave it to get more manpower.
At this point, you should have 2 points, one for fuel and one for MP.

Mid game
Retreat your engineer squad. Build the tech building to be able to build T-70s.
At this point you should have the tech building.
Start building T-70s.
You should have at least one T-70 by this point.

Late game
Once your opponent sees you have T-70s, he will drop. If he doesn't, just spam random keys all over your keyboard, preferably use the Enter a couple of times, to spam random stupid messages and drive him crazy. All that psychological warfare and stuff. If he still didn't drop, rush your T-70s into his base. Spam "GG" until the game is over.

Plan Bs
This strat is difficult to counter, but good opponents will realise what you're doing. THere are a couple of situations that might put you in danger.

A)They will try to take your points.
To counter this, you have to protect your points with your units. If that doesn't work, you won't have points, and you will never reach Mid game. A good way to do this is to build at least one infantry unit and put it in cover near the point (preferably in between of the two) so it can protect the point from capturing units. Engineers excel at this, because you don't have to waste MP on more units.

B)Sniperspam à la CoH 2.602
You're fucked. Just stall until you get T-70s and hope your opponent's Snipers will die in a blizzard, fire or snow or something.

C) Panthers, Tigers, Domestic Cats
If your enemy has one of those, just circle strafe around his cats for a while, preferably using balls of wool, feathers or laser pens. Hopefully this will confuse the felidae, while your T-70s do the rest of the work.

D) Your opponent has significantly better micro
Ragequit and call him a furfag.

Conclusion
Just rememember everything you read here, and you'll have no problems.
Stay tuned for some axis guides, as well as myself getting an Expert badge for this.

This guide was awesome

Gave me a good laugh

MOAR Fun to read

hahahaha.. man i cant wait to try that strat!

I have to try this!

Where are the unit icons?! I can't grasp the strat without them.

This was awesome ;p

Haha best guide so far

Two things:

* Snipers are immune to cold, so won't die in a blizzard.
* Laser pens are not invented yet.

Two things:

* Snipers are immune to cold, so won't die in a blizzard.
* Laser pens are not invented yet.

One thing:

• You don't have access to the pre-beta, whereas I do.

Looks like "D" is my best case scenario.

I think that the game will as unbalanced as this at the start. It always does, no matter pre-beta, beta, alfa, gamma - whatever.

hahaha nice one

Really awesome, i can't wait for an axis's guide too

I was able to kill a STUG with one of these little bastards.

Someone promote this dude to senior strat specialist.

Would someone actually try this and tell me if it works? :3

ofc I do.. need a working strat for russians anyways

i played over 10 games, havent seen any T-70 s yet. :/