Can those of us who are left here just speak plainly?
The game isnt shit and this patch isnt a savior. Cant even tell whos serious and whos sarcastic anymore with all the exaggeration
This patch seems to favor allies, which is just a follow up to the patch that allegedly favored axis. As I see it its just another round in the CoH lifecycle
I wish I could speak plainly about Relic. But I just cant.
The game is not terrible. It is reasonably fun. Anyone who has never played Coh2 will enjoy Coh3. Anyone who is not top 300 and is bored of Coh2 will enjoy Coh3.
When I heard Coh3 was coming out, I set some expectations.
It came out. Those expectation were completely annihilated.
Now my bar is set so low for accepting Coh3 that a blind monkey could have fixed this game to the level I require. And here we sit 14 months after release. Menus suck. No kill counts. Stuff The Quban had working a month after release.
I cant watch Coh3 streams. I just cant.
- Sounds are weak and lack impact and tension.
- Constant NPC yammering.
- No kill counts.
- Stupid unit UI icons covering the screen.
- Completely stupid colors on the terrain.
I am pretty a hardcore Coh enjoyer and I cant watch Coh3 for more than a few minutes before crippling depression hits. What is the average viewer gonna do? Turn it off and look elsewhere. How are you going to build excitement for your game when you cant keep avid viewers engaged?
I am not asking for Coh3 to be great. Not even good. I am just asking for it to not be like a Walmart bargain bin CDROM game. The fact Relic "thinks" this game looks good tells you everything you need to know. It will never be good. They dont know what good is, how can they possibly make it good.