17 Sep 2021, 15:42 PMPip
Counterpoint: Sheep do not say "moo."
Thread: CoH3 multiplayer alpha soon 17 Sep 2021, 15:48 PM
17 Sep 2021, 15:42 PMPip
Counterpoint: Sheep do not say "moo."
Thread: CoH3 multiplayer alpha soon 17 Sep 2021, 15:41 PM
16 Sep 2021, 19:59 PMSiberian
EDIT: Rosbone has legit concerns. He might not take the most diplomatic approach to getting his points across (lol) but it is in all of our interests that the matchmaking system is better than what COH2 currently offers.
I tried diplomatic for years. Its scorched earth time now M'F'ers! j/k
You have to act like a mental case to cut thru peoples apathy. We are all decendents of people who were enslaved or oppressed violently. Anyone who could think for themselves and strive to make things better was killed off. So humanity has become a field of sheeple and cows mooing thru the day.
Me: Coh2 is broken.
All: Coh2 is great man.
Me: Yes, I agree. But its completely broken.
All: Its not that bad man.
Me: (Sitting in qeue for days trying to get a single good game) Yes I think it is.
All: I dont sit in qeue that long man.
Me: You seem to be a smooth brain sheeple person. I just gave you data proving otherwise.
All: Moooooo. Moooooo.
Relic: Sitting silently pretending they dont have a problem.
Me: Clearly there are no intelligent people playing/making coh2. My efforts are wasted here. Peace.
There are a bunch of really cool people that play and stream Coh2. So I did what I could to help them and help Relic make a better product. Relic does not care. I did what I could to help you guys out.
Thread: CoH3 multiplayer alpha soon 15 Sep 2021, 00:21 AM
14 Sep 2021, 23:38 PMSpanky
Alright guys enough, I made this thread to hype MP alpha thats coming in the near future and not for personal agendas with/against Relic and CoH.
Sorry Spanky. I will go quietly... and play some hot ass guitar WOOOOOOOO! Fuck Relic Im gone!
After the 4v4 tourney is over I will be gone forever.... or will I? Depends on how good this Kemper is. So far its pretty hot.
Thread: CoH3 multiplayer alpha soon 14 Sep 2021, 15:51 PM
14 Sep 2021, 14:24 PMOrangePest
Most streamers (myself included) are in the top 1-30 area, meaning we get obscenely long queue times, but for the ordinary guy it usually isn't that bad for primetime
I am talking about people who are in qeue for less than a minute to get a game of top 100 players vs 6000 noobs. Does any cool feature of Coh2 make a game like this fun besides /L? If Coh2 had a cool commander system would this game be fun?
No, nothing can makes this fun.
Thread: CoH3 multiplayer alpha soon 14 Sep 2021, 15:49 PM
14 Sep 2021, 12:50 PMGiaA
Too long didnt read:
- How can anyone get excited about Coh3 when Coh2 is completely broken?
- Coh3 would sell much better if Coh2 was working correctly.
- Relic is clueless goobers who dont understand their own product.
Thread: CoH3 multiplayer alpha soon 14 Sep 2021, 12:12 PM
14 Sep 2021, 11:58 AMSander93
See what though?
I know my post was really large so:
- Coh2 best RTS ever.
- Relic trying to sell Coh3 = building new concrete walls on top of a hut made of twigs.
The fact no one at Relic can see these two flashing lights is mind bending and proves their management is imcompetent.
There are only two options: they suck at their jobs or they are doing it on purpose to kill Coh2.
Thread: CoH3 multiplayer alpha soon 14 Sep 2021, 11:51 AM
14 Sep 2021, 11:45 AMKurobane
COH 3 looks like a repeat of Dawn of War 3.
How so? So far it looks like they are doing the opposite of DOW3 by actually working deeply with the community instead of ignoring them and doing all the things the community said not to do.
Thread: CoH3 multiplayer alpha soon 14 Sep 2021, 11:49 AM
14 Sep 2021, 07:10 AMSander93
You're comparing the results of a skeleton crew (basically just Andy)
And whose fault is it that Andy was the only person involved? I have been saying for about 6 years now, someone in management at relic is a moron and we all suffer for it. I dont blame Andy or John or any other community manager. Andy seemed very cool the few times I worked with him and I have not worked with John but have talked a little and seems great also. The person who takes a brand new person off the street and makes them the sole responsible person for Coh2 needs to be fired immediately. Try it at your job and see how it works out.
I take no pleasure in pointing this out. I am just trying to help you guys see the world as it really is. Will that be a RED pill or a BLUE pill?
Thread: CoH3 multiplayer alpha soon 14 Sep 2021, 03:14 AM
14 Sep 2021, 00:52 AMSpanky
Clearly a passionate RTS lover like me. I can't change your mindset but I have hope that CoH3 will make you reconsider your pessimism. About your ranks I can only say one thing, take a more casual approach.
Well as an example I am a 4v4 casual. I am not very good. But it only took 3 days for Relic match making to take my rank 360 USF and turn it into 4000. 3 days of full on ass to mouth from the Relic server. So I have ZERO hope that Relic can/will pull off Coh3.
How is Relic even going to finish Coh3 when it takes them 4 months to post a map patch that literally takes a day or two tops to make?
Coh2 is the only game I play. Let me rephrase that. "Solitaire is the only game I play. I press Alt-F4 periodically between solitaire games."
So I have a vested interest in it succeeding. And I have zero faith in Relic. What does that say about people who play lots of other games?
I am not mad at Relic. Can you get mad a mentally handicapped person who is trying their best? I just feel sorry for them.
FPS is where its at. But there is no way you will ever be able to play it over the internet. Your ping will either be bad or you will be getting wall-hack-aim-bot sniped all day long. RTS is the best possible game for internet play. Things dont happen in milliseconds in an RTS. And Coh is the best of the best for RTS. But Relic cant see that so it will always be small potatoes.
Have you seen "THE SOCIAL NETWORK"? In the movie Mark Zuckerberg freaks out when his business partner shuts down his servers for a short time. And he says "Our servers are down one person leaves. Then their friends leave and facebook is dead." (paraphrasing).
The Relic servers have been broken for months upon months upon months. Let that sink in. Let it wash over you and cleanse your apathy.
For you guys Coh2 failures are whatever. You go to uni, come home grab a beer play a couple games, go to bed.
I feel like I am watching Hitler be born and grow into a homicidal maniac and cant do anything to stop him. What should be the best IP ever is being pissed away by morons whose only worry is what kind of fancy coffee they are gonna get tomorrow. Time to get back coding on my Coh replacement game I guess. Oh wait, I just got a Kemper guitar amp profiler. See you guys in 3-4 years when I get done playing with that
Thread: CoH3 multiplayer alpha soon 13 Sep 2021, 22:27 PM
13 Sep 2021, 21:18 PMDonnieChan
All of this stuff is only 4v4 related. The algorithm actually is actually very good
You are clearly trolling. Watch any streamer and the 1st question asked is "Any good games today?". I could link 1000 twitch clips of rank 30 teams against rank 2000 teams in 2v2 on streams. The server is complete trash and Relic are grossly incompetent.
People hate EA or EPIC for being greedy assholes. But Relic is just plain incompetent. I have no clue how Sega has not ripped the management out of that company yet. It so long over due.