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Favorite Lines of Dialogue?

15 Jan 2020, 23:45 PM
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Title says it all, what are you favorite lines from the game? I am mostly referring to the wonderful ambient dialogue from your squads that they yell out during or out of combat

Some of my favorites:

"These fucking construction workers are no match for Guards!" - Guards after they wipe an engineer squad (died laughing the first time I heard this)

"Just another trip through the countryside, I just wish it wasn't this country" -Storms/Pgrens after a move order

"Pretend they are bags of gold!" - Cons when stacking sandbags

"Didn't see much of the movie, but I did see what was under that cheerleader uniform..." - Rear echelon randomly

16 Jan 2020, 00:07 AM
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"You do know that we are Grenadiers, not Pioneers, right?" - Grens after ordering them to build a bunker
16 Jan 2020, 00:09 AM
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“I told mama we were gonna see Elephants, Tigers and Panthers. She thought we were visiting Moscow zoo.”
16 Jan 2020, 00:13 AM
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"A flamenwerfer is a good weapon, but I still prefer a rifle or a KNIIIIVE!" -Stormtrooper?

"Then want us to attack a Sturmpanzer. That's right, a Sturmpanzer."
"You want us to attack an elephant? Yal vol."
16 Jan 2020, 03:26 AM
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"I would commit suicide but I dont want to go to hell" - Crawling Gren after being dropped
16 Jan 2020, 11:57 AM
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"We are panzergrenadiers not shitslinging pioneers"
16 Jan 2020, 13:10 PM
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"First class battle taxi? Driver, a Reichsmark extra if you turn around and head for fucking germany"
~ Panzergrens if you order them to go inside a 251 or 250
16 Jan 2020, 14:53 PM
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Everything from the UKF, bottom tier faction, top tier voiceover.
"one, two, some, lots, I dunno!" - Reinforcing Infantry sections
"it's a tank, we drive over and through things!"
"bloody Boche, more trouble than bints!
And everything else that has to do with wanking, wankers, and involves the use of "bloody"
16 Jan 2020, 15:06 PM
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"Its called a door and you go through it!" - Tommy
16 Jan 2020, 15:18 PM
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Conscripts yelling something along the lines of "a gift for you!" when they toss a molotov at someone always makes me chuckle. Though sadly nothing holds up to vCoH's dialogue. Brits come close.
16 Jan 2020, 16:17 PM
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"ATG firing! Hey assholes we are panzergrenadiers not panzers!"

And this
16 Jan 2020, 16:19 PM
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To me vanilla coh voice lines are better. Coh 2 lines seem a lot cleaner or more correct.

Favs from coh1 brits sections.
Lets not shoot eachother when things get exiting.
This weather makes me think god's a bloody gerry.
Suck my muzzle gerry.
16 Jan 2020, 16:21 PM
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Conscripts yelling something along the lines of "a gift for you!" when they toss a molotov at someone always makes me chuckle. Though sadly nothing holds up to vCoH's dialogue. Brits come close.

“A gift for you, from the people!”
16 Jan 2020, 17:28 PM
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I forgot about "We ate the horse remember?! Now start pulling!"- pak40 crew
16 Jan 2020, 17:38 PM
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If coh1 is allowed: "A bullet hit me once, bounced right off, worth more than any medal" -Panther
16 Jan 2020, 21:36 PM
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You have an ANTI TANK RIFLE, over there is a tank. FIGURE IT OUT!!!
17 Jan 2020, 04:36 AM
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This war is over. We have far superior weapons, soldiers, and most important of all, me.
18 Jan 2020, 11:25 AM
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"Incoming mortar fire! This is where you duck, fools!" - Penals

"We will be back!" - Shock terminators

"It's just a tank, fire!" - Shocks, whose submachineguns can dispatch tanks with ease

"Even tanks fear shock troops!" - Shocks who have just murdered a tank

"That half-track will carry us in style" - Shocks who are being carried in style

"We are guards infantry, they are dead infantry!" - Guards infantry

"Who stole my biscuit?! This is not the soviet way, comrades!" - Idle troop who had his biscuit stolen
18 Jan 2020, 21:42 PM
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Usually i play with Russian audio, and these phrases, probably, sounds little bit different in English version. But i hope you will get the point :)

„Oh no, they killed Lenny. Bastards!“ - Grenadiers when somebody died in the squad.

„I was senior sergant three times, but they continue to devoting me!“ - Conscripts small talks.

„...He was sent to France. All i can say, his coffee was awful!“ - Grenadiers small talks.

„When this war will over, i recommend to keep an eye on Russians. I am sure, that they planing something!“ - USF Riflemen small talks.

„They suggested new one-piecer uniform, and what if i decided to take a dump during the combat?“ - USF Riflemen small talks.

„It‘s called a machine gun, you goonish bastards!“ - someone from Ostheer units, when engaged the enemy HMG.

„Do not fuck with T-34“ - T-34 in action.

„That‘s how we do it in the Minsk“ - Penals, when they blowed up something with satchel.

„We are moving! Jurgen, toom the crap“ - Ostheer Panzer IV after receiving the order to move.
19 Jan 2020, 09:38 AM
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"You can count on Ostruppen, No really,! you can" (Osttruppen)
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