Favourite kind of teammates
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mine is the 1 point camper: sits in base sector and 1 sector next to it. Builds there 100 sandbags, bunkers and mines. then techs up to t4. and gets 1 panther out in 40 minutes of game. then leaves when panther is gone
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Instead they build a fuel cache on the first point they capture then rage in the chat when their allies haven't somehow captured both fuel points without their assistance.
THEN
They dump all their fuel into arty which they don't protect or move after a barrage has finished.
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If I get teammates who are just really bad... ofc I get a bit annoyed but it's not their fault if the matchmaker did bullshit.
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If team losing, he starts to bm his teammates in common chat. If not, he switched his attention on other team and starts to bm them.
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The teammate who pings both fuel points about 10 times at the beginning of the match then doesn't help take either of them.
Instead they build a fuel cache on the first point they capture then rage in the chat when their allies haven't somehow captured both fuel points without their assistance.
THEN
They dump all their fuel into arty which they don't protect or move after a barrage has finished.
Bro you're triggering PTSD I didn't even know I had.
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Also the "Why aren't you helping me!" whiners who blame you for anything that goes wrong on their end despite not saying anything until they've mostly been wiped or the situation has gone to complete shit. Sorry bro, was busy microing my units and don't have time to watch what you're doing 24/7.
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Me:"Just reverse a little bit more"
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Me:"Its still on the ice"
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Me:"The ice mate. It something hits your tank it will die in one shot"
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Me:"The tank I'm pinging. Do you speak English?"
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*Pz4 shoots and sinks Churchill*
me:"I warned yo-"
Teammate suddenly bothers to communicate: "wtf is this. Axis EZ mode. One shot my tank BS hacker."
Me: /leave
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Me:"watch out for the ice mate or you'll lose your Churchill"
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Me:"Just reverse a little bit more"
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Me:"Its still on the ice"
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Me:"The ice mate. It something hits your tank it will die in one shot"
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Me:"The tank I'm pinging. Do you speak English?"
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*Pz4 shoots and sinks Churchill*
me:"I warned yo-"
Teammate suddenly bothers to communicate: "wtf is this. Axis EZ mode. One shot my tank BS hacker."
Me: /leave
That's good one, just burned on ice Panzer IV with KV-8 yesterday.
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What's really frustrating is when the noob is getting owned by the good player on the other team, and refuses to just "go middle" so I can support him and we have a chance of winning. Instead they just keep running at the fuel point they have no hope of taking, losing all their crap and clearly playing out of frustration instead of thinking. That's so infuriating, when you could easily win the game if THEY'D JUST LISTEN.
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The Cocaine Commander - Teammates who, not so respectfully, order everybody around/spam a catchphrase at the round start, and then start raging and team/base killing as soon as a single point/unit is lost.
You just accurately described a player who's gamer tag is 'NiggaJesus" He did all of the above and makes the game unbearable to play.
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COH3 needs an up vote/down vote points system. Badly.
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I know it's mostly the fault of the matchmaker throwing in low rank players and not the players themselves, but I really hate people who win on their flank (or don't encounter enemies there) and then proceed to go camp there and are oblivious to the fact that their teammates are obviously (about to be) getting overrun elsewhere by an abundance of enemy players.
I wouldn't mind if they were at least GOOD at camping. But no, they camp a point (lets say the munitions area on Steppes) and think that throwing up sandbags, barbed wire and maxims will make that point invincible through to the late game.
Cue map pinging once a light tank simply rolls through the whole lot because they didn't bother to build AT.
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