Remove Yurri (#ThisIsAJoke)

Remember that one guy in the conscript squad that can't shoot for shit? You gotta give him a PPSh-41 or he nearly useless. Also he literally needs someone to instruct him step by step on how to use a molotov or he won't know - stupid bastard.

Relic, we should totally remove Yurri because he's a liability to the conscript squad and should be replaced by Dimitri, who at least can crack a good joke when appropriate.


PS: Any other names called in the game?

But Dmitri hates putting up sandbags, which explains why Cons take so long to place them. I'd like to put the NKVD onto both of them tbh

Poor William owe his squad leader some Reichsmark, get friendly fire by random Gren.

Ol' private Conrad is still waiting for someone to teach him how to tie those f****g laces.

Stop killing that wehrmacht soldier in the grenadiers squad. He owes money to someone. And remove that one from PZGrens squad who keeps telling them that according to manual they shouldn't fire the panzerschreck from the window.

"Fire at will! but not at Wilhelm, he owes me money"

Yurri also needs to constantly be reminded to keep his head down by his fellow shock troopers.

honestly, i think the man in charge of conscripts needs to be shot. Soviet doctrine states that every soviet 12 man squad should have a DP light machine gunn and 3 ppsh submachine guns.


Where did all these weapons go? I suspect that all automatic weaponry was given away to partisans and irregurals, leaving the red army in a very dire situation where they have only rifles.

^That's just because 6 guys of the 12 man squad are already dead, and they happened to have the good stuff

I wouldnt remove Yuri. Hes just loveable, just the like the rest of em :3

honestly, i think the man in charge of conscripts needs to be shot. Soviet doctrine states that every soviet 12 man squad should have a DP light machine gunn and 3 ppsh submachine guns.


Where did all these weapons go? I suspect that all automatic weaponry was given away to partisans and irregurals, leaving the red army in a very dire situation where they have only rifles.

All the modern semi-automatic rifles have been given to penal units comprised of murderers, rapists and (worst of all) political deviants. They are obviously an elite unit and much more valuable than you are.

Well, Duffy refused to put out his cigga-fucking-rette while he was capping a high fuel point and...well, we know how this ends.

On the other end of the manpower spectrum, the Volksgrenadiere are fully manned with plenty of old farts for the stomach battalion, even if they're acting like they're from kindergarten.

I overheard the new rifleman sergeant (that new guy without the Louisiana accent) telling Moorebeck not to lead the enemy so god damn much with his .30 cal, right after he told him to load AP. A damn shame to waste those rounds.

Finally, Hans is still grinding the gears of his 251 (explains the set up time on the FlaK HT) and still drives like his co-driver's mother.

And damnit, the halftrack STILL smells like Volksgrenadiere!

EDIT: F it, I'm posting a list of my favorite quotes in no particular order. Kudos to anyone who can post which line is said by who. Bad imitations of German accents may or may not be repeated.

"Volksgrenadiere are ready...for what it's worth."
"I feel like I've been over this ground ten fucking times!"
"We need a Bazooka for this shit!"
"With all due respect, Sir, are you high?"
"Don't worry, we're practically bulletproof!"
"Hope Jerry don't mind us 'droppin' in '!"
"Take up positions in those windows. And stay out of the lingerie!"
"When it's clicking like that, you have to reload..."
"'Join the Army', they said. 'It'll be fun', they said..."
"What's that moron on the motorcycle think he's trying to do?!"
"Talk about goddamn overkill...enemy sniper, down."
"Aww, do ya' hands hurt? C'mon, quit whinin' and get that wire up!"
"Alright, let's take this point for the Kippur...whoever the fuck he is."
"If I knew how much walking I'd do, I'd have joined the navy..."
"I am a Leutnant...YOU WILL SALUTE, WHEN I ARRIVE!"
"Nein, tank battle is not at all like boxing!"
"A shot in ouwah side hits the ammo there, see? Kaboom."
"If you're afraid, you'll die, guaranteed."
"Give zhem a 'shot', doctor!"
"Should we crush zhem, or shoot zhem?"
"All this deflection, and I could still hit the Reichsmark at a thousand meters!"
"Open up and say 'ah', you Kraut bastards!"
"Open topped tank...rain...fucking great engineering."
"Our veterans, six years of war. Their veterans, six days of war."
"?!???!? What?! I'm awake, I'm awake!"
"Burn those bastards out an' shoot whoever's too stupid to run!"
"Mmmm...schmells like...wictory!"
"Motorcycle is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- !"
"We're a Jagdpanther goddamnit.........and we hate you."

"They killed Lenny! Bastards!"

"No im not defending german tech superiority, im stating the fucking obvious!"
"You want us to attack an elefant? Jawohl..."
"You get a Sturmgewehr, you get a Sturmgewehr, i get a Sturmgewehr, EVERYONE GETS STURMGEWEHRS!!!1"
"Look at these cute little Panzer....shooting at us !"

"No wonder why they call it a little Bitch"

Pgrens with shreks killing an SU76 (I know I know who builds them anyway?)

"No wonder why they call it a little Bitch"

Pgrens with shreks killing an SU76 (I know I know who builds them anyway?)

Lonely, lonely hipsters :3

They gotta get rid of that uppity Panzer grenadier mocking his troops all the time.
"One foot after ze other kinder, ja, that's called walking!"

"No wonder why they call it a little Bitch"

Pgrens with shreks killing an SU76 (I know I know who builds them anyway?)

I use them several times on 2v2, show some respect!

For those who want to hear them all: