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What happened to all
the italian army
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You're right, I'm clearly being too negative......
His fifth unit was an ambulance. I used it several times. I also used his second and third ambulances. He stopped buying them after discovering that they don't make a great front line unit.
you're kidding.... |
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Ok here's another one.
I once played with a guy who built no units. with his start pio he built caches on every point. then he built t1 and t2. then he got a arty officer which he positioned in base the whole time. then he built t3 and t4. at this point we were like 15/20min in the game. then he built a panther which he immediately lost ofc., as he drove into a wall of tank destroyers and at guns. then he built another panther and the same happened.
then he left the game |
I had a soviet guy, who went this build:
Cons, cocktail, cons, at nade. After that i stopped to watch him...
yes, that's a classic |
Can confirm. Am 4v4 scrub.
For me the most infuriating random teammates are the tank trap spammers. It's like the just drag the build order across the entire map. They always do it on your side of the fuel too making any type of push impossible.
I remember playing on Steppes with one of these guys. He had no tanks, nothing but rear echelon spamming tank traps and MGs/ATGs positioned not far from the base sector. I wanted to make a push with tanks to flank the mid VP and help the my other allies infantry but I kept getting trapped in by his tanktraps. So I blew a hole in his (by this stage multilayered) wall and rushed through.
The tanktrap guy pinged the part where I had destroyed furiously, evidently pissed that I didn't want to stay within one sector of the home base like him. When my tanks tried to return for repairs the gap already had RE in rebuilding it. So my damaged tanks ended up being corned by a Panther and Pzgren blob.
very nice |
okay mine. My opponent were usf and soviet fellas. Usf players priest accidentally killed his teammates penal squad and destroyed one or 2 at guns he probably planned to recrew. Pissed off by this, he killed his friends priest by democharges and satchels
nice one, thanks! |
I had this one guy, who i had to carrie almost throughout the whole game. So then he went for b4's and still went for them, even tho i nicely asked for a tank of him after the first b4 got dropped by a stuka dive bomb.
Then we lost the game because he wasted all his mp and fuel on the b4s which got dropped almost instantly
did he say something throughout the match? |
Quiet short story, but..
Second day after patch, 2v2 as OKW. Matchmaker gave me a guy with only only one doc in roaster (lightning war), and he told me, that I should not pick a new OKW commander or he will leave.
Actually, I wanted to check a build with OKW ostwind, but I told this guy that his behavior is toxic and I will pick a new doc just because he told me not to do it.
And... He smiled and left. That's quiet stupid, but idk why it still be in my mind.
haha that's a gem  Thx for sharing! |
For someone who plays random teamgames on a regular basis, it's really hard to choose 1 randumb story as your favorite as I could tell hundreds of them.
I remember once I had a rank 7000 USF teammate who built nothing but fuel caches and early weapon racks unlock (0 riflemen, 0 rear echelons). Then when he got pushed back to his HQ he instantly ragequit after 5 minutes.
I wasnt mad at all since I know what I have to expect with random teammates but sometimes it's still surprising how some individuals are playing coh2.
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Share your favourite random Teammate stories and anecdotes in this thread.
I start:
i had a game in which my mate built nothing buut füsiliers. he had 6 squads. he built t2 but no medics. no armor or even raketen throughout the game. he kept on pinging the enemy fuel. after he lost 3 squads he wanted to surrender. i refused then he left. i could win the game with AI |
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