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Hmm, so its just some 20 days, until it will be "that time" again
Its about time for us to politely start asking for presents

So:
Dear RNG Baby Jesus,
I may have not been exactly the kindest, sweetest child and I do sometimes get salty to teammates. However, since I have never cheated in an MP match, I feel like I might still deserve a couple of presents

So, please, for this years Christmas, I wish for:
- My T70 beating a full health PZ4 from the front
- My Teller mine killing not just an enemy LV but also a sniper walkin next to it
- My AA shooting down a plane so that it crahses straight onto an enemy blob
- A repetition of my precision bombing run killing not only an enemy howitzer, but also a fresh tank that was just drivin next to it
- A stray shot from my tank sinking an enemy super heavy on ice

Thank You
Merry Christmas

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Private Joker, is that you?

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Dear Santa Clausewitz,

I've been a mediocre boy and couldn't make it in the good boy list, since my rank keeps going from 10 to 14, and, quite frankly, I don't care to make it any better.

But it's Christmas time, and since hope is the message of this moment, I wish you could bring us a merry, merry rebalance patch with no bugs and no need for hotfix.

I'm sure all elves from the community and at Relic's Near North Pole Center are doing their best to deliver, but one can never leave any stone unturned when dealing with the blessings from Upper There.

Cheers!

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Dear RNG Gods,

Please dont wipe my 6 man paratroopers in a single mortar shell, I don't wish to experience that anger ever again.

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On the first day of Christmas Relic gave to me...
A faction rework for the USF

On the second day of Christmas Relic gave to me...
Two new maps and a rework for the AEF

My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.

Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.

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I would ask for world peace but would shuttle for better behavior in game and in Forums.

This is all about game that should be fun, not a source of frustration.

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5 Dec 2018, 09:15 AMVipper

I would ask for world peace but would shuttle for better behavior in game and in Forums.

This is all about game that should be fun, not a source of frustration.

Funny that you are the one that´s writing this when all you do 24/7 is annoy people with your blatant Axis-fanboyism hidden behind derailing threads and arguing about semantics.

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5 Dec 2018, 09:20 AMblvckdream

Funny that you are the one that´s writing this when all you do 24/7 is annoy people with your blatant Axis-fanboyism hidden behind derailing threads and arguing about semantics.

You are entitled to your opinion and it is respected although it wrong and compleltly out of the Christmas spirit.

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Dear, Stalin Claus. Whanna wish in New Year Gulag for Relic, make soviet paper more stronger, lets every ostheer sniper hit flaire mines, hope in this year IS-2 will be hit not ground near himself, fix flaire mortar ability (i like to spend muni for nothing, coz soviet faction is very rich), if i lose, make bugsplut for my opponents, make little baby AT gun like 17 pounder. Also best wishes for axis lovers, lets thay cry more in New Year

Relic killing our game, lets save COH2 from Relic

If you're not a ахіs lover when you're 20, you have no heart. If you're not a soviet fanboy by the time you're 30, you have no brain.
Relic delenda est
If Dane will be have son, he will be call him (Sturmgeschütz)