'"Mp-40s have arrived...try not to shoot each other"
"damned halftrack smells like volksgrenadiers"
and of course my sig
Best Ever Company of Heroes Unit Quotes
7 Mar 2015, 00:04 AM
#21
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"That clicking sound means you need to reload" - volksgrenediers
'"Mp-40s have arrived...try not to shoot each other"
"damned halftrack smells like volksgrenadiers"
and of course my sig
'"Mp-40s have arrived...try not to shoot each other"
"damned halftrack smells like volksgrenadiers"
and of course my sig
“Ha! They're scratching your paint job, Helmut!”
7 Mar 2015, 02:59 AM
#22
Posts: 440
CoH1 Panther crew under fire: "Our pretty Panther! She protects us!"
23 Nov 2015, 03:42 AM
#23
Posts: 571
"You can count on Ostruppen.... no, really you can..."
"An elephant? It was good knowing you my friends..."
ostruppens
But knowing Ostruppen power, I think the elephant was killed by an across map l33t panzerfaust...
"An elephant? It was good knowing you my friends..."
ostruppens
But knowing Ostruppen power, I think the elephant was killed by an across map l33t panzerfaust...
23 Nov 2015, 04:37 AM
#24
Posts: 455
"Ready for orders, loaded for Panzers."
"Anti-tank gun firing!" Reply: "Hey assholes we're Panzergrenadiers not panzers."
"Alright knuckleheads, we got orders coming down."
"I know it is technically impossible to fire a Panzershrek from an enclosed position. Don't read the fucking manual next time and you won't care so much."
"We're grenadiers not pioneers, ja?"
"Anti-tank gun firing!" Reply: "Hey assholes we're Panzergrenadiers not panzers."
"Alright knuckleheads, we got orders coming down."
"I know it is technically impossible to fire a Panzershrek from an enclosed position. Don't read the fucking manual next time and you won't care so much."
"We're grenadiers not pioneers, ja?"
23 Nov 2015, 06:45 AM
#25
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http://youtu.be/_o3on8hx3yo?t=8m45s
Man those lines are hilarious, but as you mentioned "Stalin can suck my dick" is the funniest thing I've heard in this game. I started laughing like a maniac when I heard it for the first time.
CoH1:
Grens
in combat: Get that MG42 in tho aaaaaactioooooon.
Keep moving you bastards, they can't hit a moving target.
Pioneers
Most of their lines actually. They really sound "German" and they're very enthusiastic.
PanzerGrenadiers (PE)
They just sound frustrated. They're like "Ok, I'm done with this war, fuck you Hitler".
MarderIII:
Abuse him and he goes: Driver, fart in the radio... FAAAART.
PE ligh vehicle (not sure, just remember the line): It appears our commandant is a victim of some kind of nerve gas.
CoH2: I can't chose a line really, most are great. But I think one of the best lines is: "The battle is about to commence" by Sturmpioneers.
PS: I forgot to mention Brit officers and announcer in vCoH. Man aren't they great. Brit Lt is a Stereotypical British person speaking with Received Pronunciation and keeps calm in battle. Brit announcer is also a chap! "NCOs reporting that they have destroyed a German target."
23 Nov 2015, 07:00 AM
#26
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IS: Die for the fatherland, you bastard!
23 Nov 2015, 09:12 AM
#27
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"Our panzer forces have been reduced by one."
"Tea? Or something stronger..."
"Tea? Or something stronger..."
The internal battery has run dry, the game can now be played. However, clock based events will no longer occur.
23 Nov 2015, 15:55 PM
#28
Posts: 810 | Subs: 2
I like brittish "At gun is not crewed. The crew is quite dead" :-)
23 Nov 2015, 16:04 PM
#29
Posts: 455
"Officer and gentleman ready for orders." (If someone could remember the rest of the quote.)
24 Nov 2015, 08:11 AM
#30
Posts: 957
"We are throwing an AT grenade- try not to blow up your shoes!" -Not heard in automatch anymore 
"Running will not save you-killing the enemy will!" -One of the reasons why Soviets are probably the most cool faction
"Target is well and truly buggered right now!" -Why do British want their emplacements to wipe enemy squads? Just to hear this.
"The God is a bloody English!" -Awesome refference to "A bridge too far" film.
And
axis "Nothing but a trip trough the country-side. I just wish it wasn't this country."
"Running will not save you-killing the enemy will!" -One of the reasons why Soviets are probably the most cool faction
"Target is well and truly buggered right now!" -Why do British want their emplacements to wipe enemy squads? Just to hear this.
"The God is a bloody English!" -Awesome refference to "A bridge too far" film.
And
axis "Nothing but a trip trough the country-side. I just wish it wasn't this country."
"Nice. Very impressive. Now let´s see Paul Allen´s playercard."
24 Nov 2015, 08:45 AM
#31
Posts: 186
Der schwanzlutscher ist kaputt!
Poor bastards didn't stand a chance.
We are Guards Infantry, they are dead infantry.
Are you serious? Promotion now? -LT
Poor bastards didn't stand a chance.
We are Guards Infantry, they are dead infantry.
Are you serious? Promotion now? -LT
Whatever
24 Nov 2015, 11:27 AM
#32
Posts: 1169
IS: ''I said Nice one, fucking nice!''
Reference to human traffic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qksndNDMDOw
Reference to human traffic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qksndNDMDOw
15 Jan 2016, 15:34 PM
#33
Posts: 455
"You have an anti-tank rifle! Over there is a tank! FIGURE IT OUT!!!"
"Someone stole my biscuit?! Stealing is not the Soviet way comrades!"
"Someone stole my biscuit?! Stealing is not the Soviet way comrades!"
15 Jan 2016, 15:38 PM
#34
Posts: 322
Chrchill driver "you can move faster my beauty"
lol
lol
Brummbar is very powerful
15 Jan 2016, 16:03 PM
#35
4 Posts: 480 | Subs: 1
Do you think this is Kindergarten?
15 Jan 2016, 16:06 PM
#36
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Absolutely the best one is the Tiger Ace call-in. I think the actor nails it with the presumption in his voice when saying "no further aid should be necessary."
15 Jan 2016, 16:20 PM
#37
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the best coh2 quote must be this one :
Scharfschütze, ready for battle!
its the pronunciation that makes it amazing
another great line :
You want us to shoot an elefant? Jawohl...
when shooting at a captured ele as axis
Scharfschütze, ready for battle!
its the pronunciation that makes it amazing
another great line :
You want us to shoot an elefant? Jawohl...
when shooting at a captured ele as axis
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b4 and soviet FHQ enthusiast
fan of the illustrious black prince
b4 and soviet FHQ enthusiast
fan of the illustrious black prince
15 Jan 2016, 17:09 PM
#38
Posts: 2807 | Subs: 6
"King Tiger, the REKT is needed" 
19 Jan 2016, 03:36 AM
#39
Posts: 851 | Subs: 1
Why do I never hear half of these quotes I hear in the videos? Are some of them not enabled in the game??
Also, you guys should all try clicking on a unit a lot. They'll say something funny to you
+1 on this one
Though my favourite one is
"HERE COMES IVAAANN!!"
I yell it in the same voice whenever my friend Ivan comes around - he stopped playing with me coz of that line... lol
19 Jan 2016, 03:50 AM
#40
Posts: 366
coh1
grenadiers : "Kill the worthless cowards!!!"
coh2
grenadiers : "Push the swine out of the sector" "
grenadiers : "Kill the worthless cowards!!!"
coh2
grenadiers : "Push the swine out of the sector" "
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