2944 - CoH2 in the distant future

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>Year is 2944
>world has been taken over by relic
>Quinn Duffy is ruler of the universe
>RNG decides everything
>Balance police come to arrest any allies fanboys or anyone playing as allies
>sitting in my HQ alone
>try to cons spam
>balance police sensors active
>they discover my plan
>I hear their Tiger spam and vet 3 lmg grens coming outside my HQ
>"COME OUT NOW, WE KNOW YOU HAVE T34/85s ON THE WAY
>I shiver in my base, not knowing what to do
>saving fuel for T3485s, cant buy T2 for zis
>then suddenly, RNGesus appears before me
>it's the face of Quinn Duffy
>"it is your time, child"
>bartonpl descends from the heavens with 2 ISUs and 3 snipers
>all the tigers and grens are dead
>vetlolcake, davidKH, PanzerGrenadier1942 and Imperial Dane have left the game
>I turn to him with my T3485s
>"BibleThump Kreygasm" I say, as I repent in gratefulness
>he responds solemnly,
>"MVGame"

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22 Aug 2014, 00:01 AMsneakking

>Year is 2944

>I hear their Tiger spam and vet 3 lmg grens coming outside my HQ
>"COME OUT NOW, WE KNOW YOU HAVE T34/85s ON THE WAY"

my sides

too bad coh2's playerbase is too small otherwise we'd have such threads on /v/ & /vg/

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Lol, wtf i´ve just read.

Edit: i guess this is what people do when waiting to play axis

My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.

Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.

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amazing, 10/10 would spam conscripts again

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>year is 2944
>be USF player
>1337 losing streak
>allies aren't allowed to win
>Lord Duffy secretly releases commander with Pershing
>it'stime.win
>Commander has 76mm Shermans and fuel increases
>Do well in early game with rifle spam
>unleash horde of shermans
>alldead
>use AWM to unleash new horde of shermans
>alldead
>tiger has lost 10% of it's health
>unleash pershing
>victory draws near as BAR hordes descend upon the last OKW truck
>allies aren't allowed to win
>allies aren't allowed to win
>10 stukas spawn and kill all my shit
>typical CoH 2 game
>1338

I bought vCoH on January 3rd, 2007.
Still missing the days of vCoH 1.71. It had it's issues, like paks sniping 57s, and the strafe didn't work, but overall, it was probably the most balanced time in CoH history.

OF ruined that. CoH 2 is....balanced in a nasty way. Everyone has an equal stockpile of gamebreaking bullshit. USA is full of early game BS while the OKW doesn't get its BS until late game. It's just a question of how badly you exploit the faction's shit and how quickly, after a patch, you discover the gaping holes of bullshit Relic leaves. But either way, it's all BS. The only "BS" in vCoH that was gamechanging was the fast m8 vs a bunker.

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22 Aug 2014, 21:01 PMtheblitz6794

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>year is 2944
>be USF player
>1337 losing streak
>allies aren't allowed to win
>Lord Duffy secretly releases commander with Pershing
>it'stime.win
>Commander has 76mm Shermans and fuel increases
>Do well in early game with rifle spam
>unleash horde of shermans
>alldead
>use AWM to unleash new horde of shermans
>alldead
>tiger has lost 10% of it's health
>unleash pershing
>victory draws near as BAR hordes descend upon the last OKW truck
>allies aren't allowed to win
>allies aren't allowed to win
>10 stukas spawn and kill all my shit
>typical CoH 2 game
>1338

lol "alldead"

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gg!

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MVGame

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Lawl this is so fucking hillarious

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you guys. well funny.

Its exactly how i think about it all :-)

Im not the best player ever, but enjoy coh2 very much.
I play allies most of the time just for the challenge, but i must agree that i find it very hard to win with US against a good player. you pay dearly for every small mistake.