Cpt Molo evolves
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Theodosios
9th September 2015, 18:37 PM
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9 Sep 2015, 18:37 PM
#1
Posts: 1554 | Subs: 7
It seems like Cpt Molo has found a way again to avoid teching and just stall for call ins. Even though I knew what specific unit will emerge I was surprised about the number of this specific unit and thus overwhelmed by it.
"Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
9 Sep 2015, 20:15 PM
#2
Posts: 1534 | Subs: 1
He told me he works in the local tractor repair factory.
9 Sep 2015, 20:32 PM
#3
Posts: 1554 | Subs: 7
He told me he works in the local tractor repair factory.
"Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
10 Sep 2015, 14:33 PM
#4
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Same thing happened to me Theo, glad to see i'm not the only one getting rolled by all those shermans.
10 Sep 2015, 15:00 PM
#5
47 Posts: 470 | Subs: 1
You guys are not really looking replay on coh2.org or. There are still several replays with his new strat. And i know it before it happens.
10 Sep 2015, 15:03 PM
#6
Posts: 1554 | Subs: 7
You guys are not really looking replay on coh2.org or. There are still several replays with his new strat. And i know it before it happens.
As I have stated above: I knew what will come but the shock value still beat me up.
"Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
10 Sep 2015, 15:45 PM
#7
Posts: 2635 | Subs: 4
Permanently BannedTheo, all people know that Molo now spam shermans, only you dont know it Keepo. It was a lot of repleys here 
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Relic killing our game, lets save COH2 from Relic 
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Brotheres, what we do in coh2, ehoes in eternity
If you're not a ахіs lover when you're 20, you have no heart. If you're not a soviet fanboy by the time you're 30, you have no brain.
Relic delenda est
If Dane will be have son, he will be call him (Sturmgeschütz)
Brotheres, what we do in coh2, ehoes in eternity
10 Sep 2015, 17:04 PM
#8
Posts: 836 | Subs: 5
The year is 2025.
Company of Heroes 6 is on year 2 of its 5 year plan.
The old guard are old. Von has arthritis, Hans found his Japanese wife and quit gaming altogether, sib died from being an alcoholic. Momo died fighting in Syria for ISIS 2: Allahu Boogaloo.
A new breed of CoH players now dominate the ladders. The 2018 experiment in Korea created the "molokins" , genetically augmented super coh players that were part man, part machine. The machine part was a databank filled with the analyzed replays and shout casts from an old site known as coh2.org, now considered a relic if you will. The human part was the most unethical of all, concentrated cpt molo DNA strands, resulting in players that had zero regard for "honour" and "non cheesy."
The year is now 2029. Cpt molos offspring have destroyed the community. All the twitch streamers are part of the Korean molokin program and regurgitate the same boring game play. Who would have thought that 5 Toyota hilux builds in the ISIS vs IRA match up would be so boringly effective? A splinter community is formed around the old coh2.org site, with some streamer named dusty re broadcasting archival coh 2 streams, dank casts, and copypastad memes about vonivan. The community is a mere 50 members.
The year is 2031. God_lee, returned from his near two decades of coma, revives Quinn Duffy from the dead, and pulls breaking Brad off his north America djing tour, to create the ultimate coh 6 patch.
Changelog for Sept 12th, 2031 patch notes.
ISIS irregulars accuracy changed from 0.01 to 0.02
Toyota Hilux limited to two on field at all times.
...........
It couldn't be.
Worldwide, the molokins had aneurysms from reading the patch notes. Their databanks and genetics could not cope with the hard cap on the t1 light vehicle.
The year is 2088.
Coh 13 is on year 3 of its 5 year plan. The ESL Lan tournament is in the finals stage. The tournament actually happened. The ghosts of the coh2.org old guard smile, and right before fading away, vonivan let's out a final, happy Kappa.
The end.
Company of Heroes 6 is on year 2 of its 5 year plan.
The old guard are old. Von has arthritis, Hans found his Japanese wife and quit gaming altogether, sib died from being an alcoholic. Momo died fighting in Syria for ISIS 2: Allahu Boogaloo.
A new breed of CoH players now dominate the ladders. The 2018 experiment in Korea created the "molokins" , genetically augmented super coh players that were part man, part machine. The machine part was a databank filled with the analyzed replays and shout casts from an old site known as coh2.org, now considered a relic if you will. The human part was the most unethical of all, concentrated cpt molo DNA strands, resulting in players that had zero regard for "honour" and "non cheesy."
The year is now 2029. Cpt molos offspring have destroyed the community. All the twitch streamers are part of the Korean molokin program and regurgitate the same boring game play. Who would have thought that 5 Toyota hilux builds in the ISIS vs IRA match up would be so boringly effective? A splinter community is formed around the old coh2.org site, with some streamer named dusty re broadcasting archival coh 2 streams, dank casts, and copypastad memes about vonivan. The community is a mere 50 members.
The year is 2031. God_lee, returned from his near two decades of coma, revives Quinn Duffy from the dead, and pulls breaking Brad off his north America djing tour, to create the ultimate coh 6 patch.
Changelog for Sept 12th, 2031 patch notes.
ISIS irregulars accuracy changed from 0.01 to 0.02
Toyota Hilux limited to two on field at all times.
...........
It couldn't be.
Worldwide, the molokins had aneurysms from reading the patch notes. Their databanks and genetics could not cope with the hard cap on the t1 light vehicle.
The year is 2088.
Coh 13 is on year 3 of its 5 year plan. The ESL Lan tournament is in the finals stage. The tournament actually happened. The ghosts of the coh2.org old guard smile, and right before fading away, vonivan let's out a final, happy Kappa.
The end.
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Devils_Brigade: man captain molo why dont you just buy and m3 drive that around instead of playing coh
10 Sep 2015, 18:37 PM
#9
Posts: 2723 | Subs: 1
The year is 2025.
Company of Heroes 6 is on year 2 of its 5 year plan.
The old guard are old. Von has arthritis, Hans found his Japanese wife and quit gaming altogether, sib died from being an alcoholic. Momo died fighting in Syria for ISIS 2: Allahu Boogaloo.
A new breed of CoH players now dominate the ladders. The 2018 experiment in Korea created the "molokins" , genetically augmented super coh players that were part man, part machine. The machine part was a databank filled with the analyzed replays and shout casts from an old site known as coh2.org, now considered a relic if you will. The human part was the most unethical of all, concentrated cpt molo DNA strands, resulting in players that had zero regard for "honour" and "non cheesy."
The year is now 2029. Cpt molos offspring have destroyed the community. All the twitch streamers are part of the Korean molokin program and regurgitate the same boring game play. Who would have thought that 5 Toyota hilux builds in the ISIS vs IRA match up would be so boringly effective? A splinter community is formed around the old coh2.org site, with some streamer named dusty re broadcasting archival coh 2 streams, dank casts, and copypastad memes about vonivan. The community is a mere 50 members.
The year is 2031. God_lee, returned from his near two decades of coma, revives Quinn Duffy from the dead, and pulls breaking Brad off his north America djing tour, to create the ultimate coh 6 patch.
Changelog for Sept 12th, 2031 patch notes.
ISIS irregulars accuracy changed from 0.01 to 0.02
Toyota Hilux limited to two on field at all times.
...........
It couldn't be.
Worldwide, the molokins had aneurysms from reading the patch notes. Their databanks and genetics could not cope with the hard cap on the t1 light vehicle.
The year is 2088.
Coh 13 is on year 3 of its 5 year plan. The ESL Lan tournament is in the finals stage. The tournament actually happened. The ghosts of the coh2.org old guard smile, and right before fading away, vonivan let's out a final, happy Kappa.
The end.
That's actually the state of Dawn of War II now, just the community of 50 is nicer...
Harrowing to think COH 2 will be the same.
The internal battery has run dry, the game can now be played. However, clock based events will no longer occur.
11 Sep 2015, 03:30 AM
#10
2 Posts: 12
The year is 2025.
Company of Heroes 6 is on year 2 of its 5 year plan.
The old guard are old. Von has arthritis, Hans found his Japanese wife and quit gaming altogether, sib died from being an alcoholic. Momo died fighting in Syria for ISIS 2: Allahu Boogaloo.
A new breed of CoH players now dominate the ladders. The 2018 experiment in Korea created the "molokins" , genetically augmented super coh players that were part man, part machine. The machine part was a databank filled with the analyzed replays and shout casts from an old site known as coh2.org, now considered a relic if you will. The human part was the most unethical of all, concentrated cpt molo DNA strands, resulting in players that had zero regard for "honour" and "non cheesy."
The year is now 2029. Cpt molos offspring have destroyed the community. All the twitch streamers are part of the Korean molokin program and regurgitate the same boring game play. Who would have thought that 5 Toyota hilux builds in the ISIS vs IRA match up would be so boringly effective? A splinter community is formed around the old coh2.org site, with some streamer named dusty re broadcasting archival coh 2 streams, dank casts, and copypastad memes about vonivan. The community is a mere 50 members.
The year is 2031. God_lee, returned from his near two decades of coma, revives Quinn Duffy from the dead, and pulls breaking Brad off his north America djing tour, to create the ultimate coh 6 patch.
Changelog for Sept 12th, 2031 patch notes.
ISIS irregulars accuracy changed from 0.01 to 0.02
Toyota Hilux limited to two on field at all times.
...........
It couldn't be.
Worldwide, the molokins had aneurysms from reading the patch notes. Their databanks and genetics could not cope with the hard cap on the t1 light vehicle.
The year is 2088.
Coh 13 is on year 3 of its 5 year plan. The ESL Lan tournament is in the finals stage. The tournament actually happened. The ghosts of the coh2.org old guard smile, and right before fading away, vonivan let's out a final, happy Kappa.
The end.
So...beautiful, this post should be framed.
11 Sep 2015, 03:36 AM
#11
4 Posts: 474
The year is 2025.
Company of Heroes 6 is on year 2 of its 5 year plan.
The old guard are old. Von has arthritis, Hans found his Japanese wife and quit gaming altogether, sib died from being an alcoholic. Momo died fighting in Syria for ISIS 2: Allahu Boogaloo.
I had to spend a good 5 minutes trying to stop myself from laughing so hard over this.
Brilliant post by the way.
11 Sep 2015, 03:56 AM
#12
Posts: 836 | Subs: 5
Thanks peeps ANELE
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Devils_Brigade: man captain molo why dont you just buy and m3 drive that around instead of playing coh
11 Sep 2015, 16:49 PM
#13
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Posts: 3548 | Subs: 2
The year is 2025.
Company of Heroes 6 is on year 2 of its 5 year plan.
The old guard are old. Von has arthritis, Hans found his Japanese wife and quit gaming altogether, sib died from being an alcoholic. Momo died fighting in Syria for ISIS 2: Allahu Boogaloo.
A new breed of CoH players now dominate the ladders. The 2018 experiment in Korea created the "molokins" , genetically augmented super coh players that were part man, part machine. The machine part was a databank filled with the analyzed replays and shout casts from an old site known as coh2.org, now considered a relic if you will. The human part was the most unethical of all, concentrated cpt molo DNA strands, resulting in players that had zero regard for "honour" and "non cheesy."
The year is now 2029. Cpt molos offspring have destroyed the community. All the twitch streamers are part of the Korean molokin program and regurgitate the same boring game play. Who would have thought that 5 Toyota hilux builds in the ISIS vs IRA match up would be so boringly effective? A splinter community is formed around the old coh2.org site, with some streamer named dusty re broadcasting archival coh 2 streams, dank casts, and copypastad memes about vonivan. The community is a mere 50 members.
The year is 2031. God_lee, returned from his near two decades of coma, revives Quinn Duffy from the dead, and pulls breaking Brad off his north America djing tour, to create the ultimate coh 6 patch.
Changelog for Sept 12th, 2031 patch notes.
ISIS irregulars accuracy changed from 0.01 to 0.02
Toyota Hilux limited to two on field at all times.
...........
It couldn't be.
Worldwide, the molokins had aneurysms from reading the patch notes. Their databanks and genetics could not cope with the hard cap on the t1 light vehicle.
The year is 2088.
Coh 13 is on year 3 of its 5 year plan. The ESL Lan tournament is in the finals stage. The tournament actually happened. The ghosts of the coh2.org old guard smile, and right before fading away, vonivan let's out a final, happy Kappa.
The end.
Amen brother dusty, a fucking men.
Inshallah mashalla, inshallah
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11 Sep 2015, 16:57 PM
#14
Posts: 2238 | Subs: 15
The year is 2025.
Company of Heroes 6 is on year 2 of its 5 year plan.
The old guard are old. Von has arthritis, Hans found his Japanese wife and quit gaming altogether, sib died from being an alcoholic. Momo died fighting in Syria for ISIS 2: Allahu Boogaloo.
A new breed of CoH players now dominate the ladders. The 2018 experiment in Korea created the "molokins" , genetically augmented super coh players that were part man, part machine. The machine part was a databank filled with the analyzed replays and shout casts from an old site known as coh2.org, now considered a relic if you will. The human part was the most unethical of all, concentrated cpt molo DNA strands, resulting in players that had zero regard for "honour" and "non cheesy."
The year is now 2029. Cpt molos offspring have destroyed the community. All the twitch streamers are part of the Korean molokin program and regurgitate the same boring game play. Who would have thought that 5 Toyota hilux builds in the ISIS vs IRA match up would be so boringly effective? A splinter community is formed around the old coh2.org site, with some streamer named dusty re broadcasting archival coh 2 streams, dank casts, and copypastad memes about vonivan. The community is a mere 50 members.
The year is 2031. God_lee, returned from his near two decades of coma, revives Quinn Duffy from the dead, and pulls breaking Brad off his north America djing tour, to create the ultimate coh 6 patch.
Changelog for Sept 12th, 2031 patch notes.
ISIS irregulars accuracy changed from 0.01 to 0.02
Toyota Hilux limited to two on field at all times.
...........
It couldn't be.
Worldwide, the molokins had aneurysms from reading the patch notes. Their databanks and genetics could not cope with the hard cap on the t1 light vehicle.
The year is 2088.
Coh 13 is on year 3 of its 5 year plan. The ESL Lan tournament is in the finals stage. The tournament actually happened. The ghosts of the coh2.org old guard smile, and right before fading away, vonivan let's out a final, happy Kappa.
The end.
BRAVO Dusty, BRAVO!!!!
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11 Sep 2015, 17:07 PM
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11 Sep 2015, 21:00 PM
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Fucking Dusty 
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12 Sep 2015, 08:34 AM
#17
Posts: 192 | Subs: 1
The year is 2025.
Company of Heroes 6 is on year 2 of its 5 year plan.
The old guard are old. Von has arthritis, Hans found his Japanese wife and quit gaming altogether, sib died from being an alcoholic. Momo died fighting in Syria for ISIS 2: Allahu Boogaloo.
A new breed of CoH players now dominate the ladders. The 2018 experiment in Korea created the "molokins" , genetically augmented super coh players that were part man, part machine. The machine part was a databank filled with the analyzed replays and shout casts from an old site known as coh2.org, now considered a relic if you will. The human part was the most unethical of all, concentrated cpt molo DNA strands, resulting in players that had zero regard for "honour" and "non cheesy."
The year is now 2029. Cpt molos offspring have destroyed the community. All the twitch streamers are part of the Korean molokin program and regurgitate the same boring game play. Who would have thought that 5 Toyota hilux builds in the ISIS vs IRA match up would be so boringly effective? A splinter community is formed around the old coh2.org site, with some streamer named dusty re broadcasting archival coh 2 streams, dank casts, and copypastad memes about vonivan. The community is a mere 50 members.
The year is 2031. God_lee, returned from his near two decades of coma, revives Quinn Duffy from the dead, and pulls breaking Brad off his north America djing tour, to create the ultimate coh 6 patch.
Changelog for Sept 12th, 2031 patch notes.
ISIS irregulars accuracy changed from 0.01 to 0.02
Toyota Hilux limited to two on field at all times.
...........
It couldn't be.
Worldwide, the molokins had aneurysms from reading the patch notes. Their databanks and genetics could not cope with the hard cap on the t1 light vehicle.
The year is 2088.
Coh 13 is on year 3 of its 5 year plan. The ESL Lan tournament is in the finals stage. The tournament actually happened. The ghosts of the coh2.org old guard smile, and right before fading away, vonivan let's out a final, happy Kappa.
The end.
PERFECT.
12 Sep 2015, 12:08 PM
#18
Posts: 1554 | Subs: 7
The year is 2025.
Company of Heroes 6 is on year 2 of its 5 year plan.
The old guard are old. Von has arthritis, Hans found his Japanese wife and quit gaming altogether, sib died from being an alcoholic. Momo died fighting in Syria for ISIS 2: Allahu Boogaloo.
A new breed of CoH players now dominate the ladders. The 2018 experiment in Korea created the "molokins" , genetically augmented super coh players that were part man, part machine. The machine part was a databank filled with the analyzed replays and shout casts from an old site known as coh2.org, now considered a relic if you will. The human part was the most unethical of all, concentrated cpt molo DNA strands, resulting in players that had zero regard for "honour" and "non cheesy."
The year is now 2029. Cpt molos offspring have destroyed the community. All the twitch streamers are part of the Korean molokin program and regurgitate the same boring game play. Who would have thought that 5 Toyota hilux builds in the ISIS vs IRA match up would be so boringly effective? A splinter community is formed around the old coh2.org site, with some streamer named dusty re broadcasting archival coh 2 streams, dank casts, and copypastad memes about vonivan. The community is a mere 50 members.
The year is 2031. God_lee, returned from his near two decades of coma, revives Quinn Duffy from the dead, and pulls breaking Brad off his north America djing tour, to create the ultimate coh 6 patch.
Changelog for Sept 12th, 2031 patch notes.
ISIS irregulars accuracy changed from 0.01 to 0.02
Toyota Hilux limited to two on field at all times.
...........
It couldn't be.
Worldwide, the molokins had aneurysms from reading the patch notes. Their databanks and genetics could not cope with the hard cap on the t1 light vehicle.
The year is 2088.
Coh 13 is on year 3 of its 5 year plan. The ESL Lan tournament is in the finals stage. The tournament actually happened. The ghosts of the coh2.org old guard smile, and right before fading away, vonivan let's out a final, happy Kappa.
The end.
Allahu Snackbar, inshallah Dusty.
"Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
16 Sep 2015, 06:15 AM
#19
Posts: 708 | Subs: 1
ISIS OP Kappa.
16 Sep 2015, 13:34 PM
#20
Posts: 8154 | Subs: 2
I'm glad i checked the replay section.
My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.
Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.
Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.
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