Profile of sir muffin

i doubt relic will add new units, but i like these a ton

you should do ones for soviet too

or are you a reich fanboy

it should not trigger if a pioneer squad with minesweepers caps it first, but other than that
i think it needs to be more powerful.

assault grens aren't that good

fuck, of course they're more expensive in AUS.

god dammit sega/relic


COH2 is NOT FREE TO PLAY.
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS, OKAY GUYS.

PLEASE

i'd be COMPLETELY fine with this if you bundled them with the case blue DLC, everything would be okay.

but you have to release them like this, and its bloody annoying

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