Hey I agree with you about the others but what's wrong with road to karkhov? For me its one of the more evenly balanced 2v2 maps along with vaux farmlands. I'd add Spamlet and Shitaeu de Mudfest to your loathed map list. But then what about Trois-Ponts, an almost universally hated 2v2 map, and Lierneux (at least mildly strategic, but also across the board loathed)? After you remove those there won't be many left over.
PS and don't get me started on Dusseldorf.
Road to Kharkov feels too favoured for South in my opinion due to North's easily accessible cutoff which is also easy to control. Furthermore you have to overcome a bit more distance to get to North's essential capture points when playing North than to South's when playing South. Not on Moscow's level but still not fair... I think Road to Kharkov can be salvaged in contrast to other maps though.
I agree those maps I listed are not the only ones that do not belong to 2v2 automatch.