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The Holy Waddle - Genesis

In the beginning, Waddle created the free stream chats and the streams. Now twitch was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Waddle was hovering over the waters.

And Waddle said, “Let there be light and freedom for the pheasants,” and there was light and liberation. Waddle saw that the freedom and light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. The freedom from the tyranny. Waddle called the light “America,” and the darkness he called “MVDane.” And there was evening, and there was morning — the first day following the great purge.

And Waddle said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water. Keep the heathens at bay from the pheasants who need protection.” So Waddle made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. Waddle called the vault “SibStrim.” And there was evening, and there was morning — the second day following the great purge.

And Waddle said, “Let the pheasants under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. Waddle called the dry ground “COH2.ORG,” and the gathered waters he called “Relic Seas.” And Waddle saw that it was good.

Then Waddle said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. "Let Twitch be the land of the free and the just". The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Waddle saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning — the third and final day following the great purge.

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