Profile of Ulaire Minya

*As the potency of the game is yet to be tested, use hard liquor at your own risk*

Take a drink when:
1. Dane does unit voices
2. Dane doesn't get medics/healing
3. Dane refuses to get panzerschrecks (OKW only)
4. Dane calls his units idiots/fools/incompetents...etc
5. "Oh come on!"

*thanks to Bucher for these:
6. He uses the word "rather".
7. He uses that phrase at a place where it does not make much sense: "Rather rapidly".
8. He uses a German phrase. "Gut. Schnell, schnell! Ja. Nein. Rückzuuuug."
9. "Cheeky."
10. He Brings up Divison names for the factions. "Playing as the Panzer-Division Feldherrnhalle."
11. "Little fun fact there."
12. "To put it mildly"

*thanks to EtherealDragon:
13. Dane builds a StuG
14. Dane builds a Stormtrooper

Finish your drink when:
1. Dane goes on a rant about blobbing
2. Dane makes a speech about why (faction) is overpowered
3. Dane's half-health units somehow win an engagement they shouldn't

*This was made in good fun, not to flame/harass, treat it as such*
*More will be added as people suggest it/I think of it*

You just have to use your Tiger!

You don't need P2W commanders.My loadout for Axis 2v2 is Mechanized (not assault), Jager Armor, and Blitzkrieg. This gives you access to the LeFH if they spam emplacements, Elephant/spotting scopes, and command P4 with broken Stuka loiter.

I'd advise going mixed Axis as Wehr and OKW round out each other's weaknesses very well.

If you're having sniper problems, build your own. You have the best sniper in the game. Use him.
Tech to T2 as quickly as is feasible while maintaining field presence and get a couple 222's. They'll be able to make the AEC think twice before blindly charging in. use your sniper and shield him with your MG and grens. Get a PaK or two later.

Meanwhile OKW should go mechanized and rush Luchs. Since you can build a medbunker, healing isn't an issue. Between his shrecks and Luchs and your 222/sniper you should have no problem forcing them back and inflicting massive bleed.

Get T3. I prefer 2 StuG's ASAP as they are hands down some of the best TD's in the game. If you went Mechanized or Jager Armor give them spotting scopes to troll enemy tanks from considerable distance.

Your OKW teammate should be getting his T3 up and preparing to unleash his lategame armor and infantry.

Once you have a stable grasp on the map, get T4 and get a Pwerfer to deal with blobs.

Throw in a LeFH if they're sim citying as soon as you can.

Don't blob vs Calliope. Don't let OKW put his retreat point in a stupid obvious location. He will be punished severely.
Exploit your lategame advantage and you will win 90% of your games unless you get seriously outplayed.

Replays help too.

That's because it's an Oberkommando West faust. It's superior to its eastern equivalent due to it's five levels of veterancy.

It's a joke