"This cancerous thread should be promptly locked but I need this GLOAT. IN YOUR FACE DANK PERSHING 420 REKT IT FGT!!!!1111!1!11
PERSHING-- IN YOUR FACE I TOLD YA SO
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16 Oct 2015, 18:08 PM
#1
Posts: 395
People didn't believe me. I've been saying they'll add the Pershing. "Nah bro design philosophy" and I'm like "that's why it's on a special commander" and they're like "NO!!!!" and I'm like "Just wait "
This cancerous thread should be promptly locked but I need this GLOAT. IN YOUR FACE DANK PERSHING 420 REKT IT FGT!!!!1111!1!11
"This cancerous thread should be promptly locked but I need this GLOAT. IN YOUR FACE DANK PERSHING 420 REKT IT FGT!!!!1111!1!11
I bought vCoH on January 3rd, 2007.
Still missing the days of vCoH 1.71. It had it's issues, like paks sniping 57s, and the strafe didn't work, but overall, it was probably the most balanced time in CoH history.
OF ruined that. CoH 2 is....balanced in a nasty way. Everyone has an equal stockpile of gamebreaking bullshit. USA is full of early game BS while the OKW doesn't get its BS until late game. It's just a question of how badly you exploit the faction's shit and how quickly, after a patch, you discover the gaping holes of bullshit Relic leaves. But either way, it's all BS. The only "BS" in vCoH that was gamechanging was the fast m8 vs a bunker.
Still missing the days of vCoH 1.71. It had it's issues, like paks sniping 57s, and the strafe didn't work, but overall, it was probably the most balanced time in CoH history.
OF ruined that. CoH 2 is....balanced in a nasty way. Everyone has an equal stockpile of gamebreaking bullshit. USA is full of early game BS while the OKW doesn't get its BS until late game. It's just a question of how badly you exploit the faction's shit and how quickly, after a patch, you discover the gaping holes of bullshit Relic leaves. But either way, it's all BS. The only "BS" in vCoH that was gamechanging was the fast m8 vs a bunker.
16 Oct 2015, 18:15 PM
#2
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16 Oct 2015, 18:16 PM
#3
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Kappa
16 Oct 2015, 18:21 PM
#4
Posts: 758
well USF needed a heavy tank from the get-go cuz most of their armor is pretty much micro-intensive cardboard ronson cookers that cant withstand the wide array of godlike AT and armor that axis possess
16 Oct 2015, 18:26 PM
#5
7 Posts: 1664
well USF needed a heavy tank from the get-go cuz most of their armor is pretty much micro-intensive cardboard ronson cookers that cant withstand the wide array of godlike AT and armor that axis possess
The Ronson nickname is attributed to the slogan "lights every time". The slogan was launched post-war, and thus could not influence the nickname.
16 Oct 2015, 18:32 PM
#6
Posts: 431
Lets be honest, making such a hype about a tank model? For me, the stats are not justifying such a hype. I have the feeling that many people will be disappointed with the Pershing when it's finally ingame.
16 Oct 2015, 18:37 PM
#7
Posts: 758
The Ronson nickname is attributed to the slogan "lights every time". The slogan was launched post-war, and thus could not influence the nickname.
still doesnt change the fact that USF armor are cardboard (thin armor that only take 3-4 shots) ronson cookers (a combination play on the words ronson/tommy cookers and that they burn up after being destroyed by the wide array of the axis' godlike AT and armor)
16 Oct 2015, 19:01 PM
#8
Posts: 1617
Lets be honest, making such a hype about a tank model? For me, the stats are not justifying such a hype. I have the feeling that many people will be disappointed with the Pershing when it's finally ingame.
+1. This whole Pershing hype is getting a bit annoying and retarded considering USF already one of the best factions in 1v1s, and has potencial in 2v2s.
Typical fanbois.
16 Oct 2015, 19:08 PM
#9
Posts: 228
i know that feeling brah 
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16 Oct 2015, 19:12 PM
#10
Posts: 473
Permanently BannedJust wait until you see what you need to pay for it 
Let's see if you hype again by that time
Let's see if you hype again by that time
Whenever I face USF as OKW, it feels like I have been strapped down into a mental hospital wheelchair, with legs that can't reach the floor to move myself forward and a nurse is trying to move the wheelchair backwards whilst I have to race a formula one car for a best of three laps.
It feels handicapped from the start
No thumbs, cute and a lot of furry fluffiness, I am the ultimate kitten and by the heavens, am I angry!
It feels handicapped from the start
No thumbs, cute and a lot of furry fluffiness, I am the ultimate kitten and by the heavens, am I angry!
16 Oct 2015, 19:37 PM
#11
Posts: 2272 | Subs: 1
well USF needed a heavy tank from the get-go cuz most of their armor is pretty much micro-intensive cardboard ronson cookers that cant withstand the wide array of godlike AT and armor that axis possess
actually they didnt need it, because they are a hit and run faction with multi-purpose tanks. now we have more heavy tank vs heavy tank battles
thank you forum cryers
16 Oct 2015, 19:39 PM
#12
Posts: 8154 | Subs: 2
We really need this?
IB4 close.
IB4 close.
My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.
Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.
Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.
16 Oct 2015, 20:19 PM
#13
Posts: 954
Good luck fight against Jadgtiger/Elefant/panthers。。。。
I want a pershing before the heavy tank limit nerf( they should only nerf the limit of super heavies.....), let's see if pershing get a privilege without limit cap( like panther with better AI) maybe adds tier requirement to build
I want a pershing before the heavy tank limit nerf( they should only nerf the limit of super heavies.....), let's see if pershing get a privilege without limit cap( like panther with better AI) maybe adds tier requirement to build
First off all. Tripwire so gud, 10 ammo for a whole dead squad ? + sight.
Vehicle capture point can win games, blitzkrieg save a tank. Fair Deal i think
16 Oct 2015, 20:27 PM
#14
Posts: 2723 | Subs: 1
I can only see this thread as becoming a cancer war between both the uninformed and the overly protective, so let's try not to go down that route in future.
And making a thread to gloat is never a good idea.
And making a thread to gloat is never a good idea.
The internal battery has run dry, the game can now be played. However, clock based events will no longer occur.
16 Oct 2015, 21:08 PM
#15
1 Posts: 25
I don't post too much, i just read here and there... But m8.
NEVER go full retard OP, but sadly you just did.
NEVER go full retard OP, but sadly you just did.
16 Oct 2015, 22:48 PM
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haha
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