The Lord RNG God's Prayer

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Inspired by recent SNF action...

Our RNG God, who art in Vancouver,
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Ram penetrates,
Thy Pak shall hit on Semoisky as it does on Kholodny.
Give us this day our daily blitzkrieg,
And forgive us our poor tank micro,
As we squad wipe the noobs who trespass against us,
And lead us not into annihilation,
But deliver us from flame crits.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the damage tables,
Until the next Tiger Ace call-in.

Amen.

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I shall sing this the next time I decide to get a tiger. Yesterday I played some games where I decided to go for german heavy armor. In total I got 3 tigers and one panther. They all got disabled with a ram from the front from the first T34/76 that tried it.

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That was beautiful.

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Made me had faith where there is none.

:')

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Amen my brother.

My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.

Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.

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I wouldn't mind if the Tiger Ace was to meet its maker.

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15 Dec 2013, 20:26 PMsluzbenik

Inspired by recent SNF action...

Our RNG God, who art in Vancouver,
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Ram penetrates,
Thy Pak shall hit on Semoisky as it does on Kholodny.
Give us this day our daily blitzkrieg,
And forgive us our poor tank micro,
As we squad wipe the noobs who trespass against us,
And lead us not into annihilation,
But deliver us from flame crits.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the damage tables,
Until the next Tiger Ace call-in.

Amen.

This literally made me laugh out loud while at work today. Thank you good sir for putting a smile on my face after having to go back to work after a week long vacation.

I need to memorize this and say it before each match.

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I am in mild admiration of your poetic flair. Well said.

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Good one

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This made my day!

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I have just see the 3/3 ram penetration .... and ye seriously, so gg for the players who have the best luck ? it's just completly retarded in a strategy game.

Strategy seem in the representation, the intellectual, not the lucky about physical mechanic ... it's just completly stupid i find, and i'm sur all can only agree because it's a strategy game .... just f u c k.

And i'm upset about some map with a bad design in the tournament too.

Like kholodny or langreskaya, it's best of 3, not best of 2 with VP

seriously, in Round 4, it's just completly retarded the thing : The guy can choose the side in the last game, so win .....

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Halleluja !

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In RNG we trust

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Necroed for topicality in the tournament thread.

I think this would look nice with a Ginnungagap illustration hanging on a certain game company's wall.