Wrath of the RNG God

So I had a low-xp player so decided to be a dick and troll with penals. It was all fun and games till the Tiger appeared and the full wrath of the RNG god came down upon me. Basically everyone's common RNG complaints occur in this game:

1) A shot from something hits my own mine, killing an entire guards squad passing by.
2) Two (maybe three? I ran into something on one and it failed too) rear rams on the Tiger only cause crew shock.
3) Even with LOS Soviet Arty is extremely inaccurate.
4) Guard nade tossed right between three guys fails to do ANY damage.

My micro was basically total fail until the last 5 minutes and I started wondering if I was gonna win and pulled myself together. So that's pretty funny to watch too. Stuff like "hey, I know you're too obsessed with repairing your Tiger to shoot the sniper standing right next to your pioneers"...

Does anyone else like there is code that favors the player with less map control/more unit losses? It's probably selective bias, but I swear my tanks always only get abandoned, and RNG generally turns really against me, when I'm winning.

You're not sacrifice 50MP, 10muni and 5 fuel on the altar of RNG God? No? You must.