High-res versions of Strummingbird's new Avatars
Once again, you were relieved of control over your own avatar. Here is the complete collection of new digs for April Fools' Day 2015.
I need your clothes, your boots, and your Kübelwagen.
Does the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods?
Moderating the balance forums on coh2.org.
AmiPolizeiFunk if he was blond and drawn by Tom of Finland.
Hey kid, do you like ice cream? I have one for you right here in the back of this van.
Let them eat cake.
I wanted a PTRS, but my husband says such a weapon is not fit for a lady.
Bleep bloop etc.
The true warrior must be loyal, courageous, veracious, compassionate, and honorable.
You don't know what the $^%# I've been through.
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"Soviet Elite Armor" Commander
The might of the Soviet war-machine lies at your fingertips with the Soviet Elite Armor commander.
Call in the early-war KV-1 heavy tank and KV-8 to smash and burn enemy concentrations and fortifications. The KV-2 heavy bombardment tank waits in the wings to clear strongholds too dangerous to approach closely. Finally, the crown jewels of the Motherland's industry- the IS-2 can tango with even the heaviest of german armor, and the ISU-152 can outrange and outgun anything still standing from afar.
There was a 1/10 * 1/10 chance of a post to start randomly rotating to left/right 0.0 - 1.0 degrees, animation speed was randomly selected between 4.0 and 6.0 seconds. There was a collection of "Boing" sound effects in all buttons. There was a 50% change of a Twitch emoticon to appear at the end of the post.