#8 The only elite Infantry is the guys from Dads Army
#9 They release a timeline saying the war started in 1941
#10 Everyone sounds like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins

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Thread: Predictions: How will Relic manage to upset the Brits?7 Apr 2015, 22:03 PM
#8 The only elite Infantry is the guys from Dads Army #9 They release a timeline saying the war started in 1941 #10 Everyone sounds like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins In: Scrap Yard |
Thread: Predictions: How will Relic manage to upset the Brits?7 Apr 2015, 20:33 PM
I'm pretty certain that would upset everybody, so I don't think it counts. In: Scrap Yard |
Thread: Predictions: How will Relic manage to upset the Brits?7 Apr 2015, 20:21 PM
This is supposed to be tongue in cheek, which is why it's in the Scrap Yard. If you want to bitch, please do it in another thread In: Scrap Yard |
Thread: Predictions: How will Relic manage to upset the Brits?7 Apr 2015, 20:19 PM
So, it's established beyond reasonable doubt that les anglais sont arrives With the precedent of the Russians already set, now would be a good time to predict the ways Relic will manage to upset the British concerned with the way they are portrayed: # 1 British Forces shoot surrendering foes "because it's historically accurate" # 2 Use Commonwealth, British and English interchangeably as they all mean the same thing # 3 British Forces must stop for a 5 minute tea break every 15 minutes of game play # 4 British Food is an off-map strike # 5 Get Americans to do all the voice acting # 6 The Amritsar Massacre is the model for the single player content # 7 You can call in 500 Lancasters to completely destroy a city, but only if there are no troops nearby In: Scrap Yard |
Thread: Changing IS2 back to 240 damage7 Apr 2015, 19:57 PM
No, they are too busy being good to post on the forums In: COH2 Balance |
Thread: Changing IS2 back to 240 damage7 Apr 2015, 19:41 PM
I trust Relic far more than I do the Forum Warriors In: COH2 Balance |
Thread: Why aren't Tigers able to prioritise against tanks7 Apr 2015, 11:07 AM
Your powers grow weak old man... In: Site Feedback |
Thread: Changing IS2 back to 240 damage7 Apr 2015, 05:46 AM
The thing and source of all these balance issues is that the game developers DO NOT PLAY or KNOW this game and performance of the units like the people here. You are correct They know it far, far better In: COH2 Balance |
Thread: PTRS now OP?7 Apr 2015, 03:27 AM
This all predicates the absurd metaphor that people are making presuming that this is just Axis whining. When in fact giving it more AI power has unveiled larger, arguably game breaking issues. Oh it's not just Axis whining Some of it is "there is a new thing and I can't cope" Too early to say if it is OP or not In: COH2 Balance |
Thread: Remove Sittard Summer from auto-map!7 Apr 2015, 02:41 AM
I have had some great games on Rostov, I'll acknowledge it's only balanced if the spawn points are random. I miss City 17 Winter too. In: COH2 Gameplay |
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