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Register Time: 18 Nov 2012, 20:00 PM
Last Visit Time: 12 Sep 2022, 20:30 PM
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Birthday: 1993-09-22
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Thread: R5 Hans vs E-zy OMG GAME27 Dec 2015, 20:22 PM GG WP. Playing out of my skin in this one. In: Replays
Thread: Hey there.22 Dec 2015, 20:49 PM Jump back to quoted post22 Dec 2015, 20:01 PMGlorious_kvasius Hello everyone. I'm kvasius. I like RTS games (most of them), played a lot of CoH1 before the fall of the Gamespy. After it there was... stuff to deal with, so I stopped looking at CoH that much. But a couple of weeks ago I remembered about how fantastc CoH series was, so I decided to pick it newest installment up. Visited some streams (some may recognize me), forums here and there... And there I am, a some-what old-timer willing to play some CoH. P.S. I wonder, are UKF as good as they were in CoH1? In: New Members
Thread: Force Awakens 21 Dec 2015, 15:26 PM I really enjoyed the film. Yes they did re-use the same kinda plot from New Hope but it was still an incredible film. For people saying there wasn't any real good light saber duels its because Finn and Rei are not trained in using them yet. In: Scrap Yard
Thread: Hans vs Jove21 Dec 2015, 13:06 PM gg wp. In: Replays
Thread: Mods in automatch (yes, yes, it's a thing)18 Dec 2015, 06:06 AM This is amazing news! By allowing historical skins only option then this pleases everyone . In: Lobby
Thread: tPI2 sign up thread17 Dec 2015, 13:08 PM HelpingHans 37453409 In: Events Central
Thread: Hans vs Talisman Close Game15 Dec 2015, 20:38 PM Hans vs Talisman GG WP. In: Replays
Thread: I'm saying Hello from France13 Dec 2015, 15:17 PM Elise In: New Members
Thread: The Goliath In The Bushes5 Dec 2015, 09:06 AM Jump back to quoted post5 Dec 2015, 02:12 AMalliedsovite Like a facehugger in the movie Alien, a brief glimpse of something scurrying in the distance was enough to inspire pure terror in my blob. It was a Goliath, a miniature tracked vehicle carrying large amounts of explosives. Cumbersome, and controlled by an awkward command wire system - it would be easily snagged on various detritus littering the battlefield, and its controller should be very close by and vulnerable. The men in my blob were silent, looking awkward. Then one broke the bad news to me. There were no wires..... And ... and THERE WAS NO CONTROLLER. The Goliath must have become sentient. It was operating until the control of forces unknown. The truesight mechanism used in COH2 meant it could be upon me before I knew it. I began to move my blob back down the road. I had barely clicked before the Goliath was spotted again scurrying behind a bush BEHIND my blob, between my position and the safety of my HQ. How could it have circled me so quickly! Could they really move so fast? With an icy realization it struck me.. the Goliath I spotted earlier was operated by the red okw player. THE GOLIATH IN THE BUSHES WAS PINK There were two Goliath stalking my blob. It appeared the pink Goliath was circling behind me, and attempting to drive me forwards, a classic predatory tactic perhaps hinting at a Goliath pack instinct. I cannot recount to you the horror of what happened next. Suffice to say that I unistalled the game immediately after. Epic first post mate. In: Lobby
Thread: December Update1 Dec 2015, 05:38 AM LEADERBOARDS INGAME - Life is now worth living. In: COH2 Gameplay