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28 Feb 2016, 02:10 AM
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I sexually Identify as a Partisan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spawning in ambient buildings dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting unsuspecting German grenadiers. People say to me that a person being a group of irregulars is impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install AT Grenades, PPSH submachine guns, and Panzerschrecks on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Vladamir" and respect my right to kill needlessly.
28 Feb 2016, 02:35 AM
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29 Feb 2016, 19:21 PM
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Posts: 552

So, community is finally in its final breaths, may god allow Relic to skim a couple more bucks off DLC.
29 Feb 2016, 20:21 PM
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Someone call the whitecoated men!:help:
29 Feb 2016, 20:39 PM
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Posts: 538

nice!!!!

do not forget to teach your surgeon on the heat of those weapons, they are about to create once you are in close combat.

That knowledge might be of great use!

You might even want to share a sketch of those installations before hand here with the community.
1 Mar 2016, 04:33 AM
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False advertising, 2/10 read at best :snfPeter:
1 Mar 2016, 04:44 AM
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1 Mar 2016, 05:20 AM
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Posts: 151

Vladamir4life
1 Mar 2016, 22:43 PM
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Posts: 543

The op clearly identifies his post as a 5/7 must read material; I'd not be so sure, I can rate it as "oogy", according to Calvinball Stats.

On another topic, God forbids that edibleshrapnel's opinion is right, but reality seems to be what he said, sadly. Gehenna is upon us, the elders from the forum are getting crazy.
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