Real Men, Munchkins, etc, etc

Back when I was first on the Internet (1994 or so) there was the guide to various types of RPG players

http://pw1.netcom.com/~shagbert/pages/munchkins.html

I have felt the urge to update this for COH2.


Favourite Faction:

Real Men: Play Ostheer
Real Roleplayers: Play Soviets
Loonies: Play US
Munchkins: Pay OKW


Favourite Game Mode

Real Men: 1v1
Real Roleplayers: Campaign and TOW
Loonies: 500 pop cap comp stomp on massive maps with high starting resources
Munchkins: 4v4 Axis arranged team


Favourite Ostheer Commander:

Real Men: All of them
Real Roleplayers: Ostruppen
Loonies: Mechanised or Defensive
Munchkins: Whatever is the current meta


Favourite Soviet Commander:

Real Men: Guards Motor and Shock Rifle
Real Roleplayers: Conscript Support and Soviet Industry
Loonies: Irregulars and Partisans
Munchkins: Whatever is the current meta


Favourite OKW Commander:

Real Men: Breakthrough
Real Roleplayers: Scavenge
Loonies: Fortifications
Munchkins: Whatever is the current meta


Favourite US Commander:

Real Men: Elite Rifles and Airborne
Real Roleplayers: Infantry
Loonies: Recon
Munchkins: Think Americans are fit only to be crushed beneath their treads


Favourite Infantry Unit:

Real Men: Grenadiers
Real Roleplayers: Penals (and have a written backstory for each squad member explaining why they got there)
Loonies: Ostruppen
Munchkins: Obersoldaten with Panzerschrecks


Favourite Tank Unit:

Real Men: Cats
Real Roleplayers: All Assault Guns and Tank Destroyers but especially STUGs
Loonies: SU-76s and Sturmtigers
Munchkins: King Tigers


Favourite Unit to Spam:

Real Men: Don't spam
Real Roleplayers: Conscripts and T34/85s
Loonies: Sturmtigers
Munchkins: Tiger Aces


Favourite Campaign Personality:

Real Men: Chuikov
Real Roleplayers: Anna and Derby
Loonies: Pozarsky and Vastano
Munchkins: Durante and think Chuikov is a wimp


Favourite TOW mission:

Real Men: Road to Kharkov and Bridge Defence
Real Roleplayers: No Retreat, No Surrender
Loonies: Brody Tank War
Munchkins: Tiger Ace

I like it, should it be more fitted to personality test? I.E. Soo many Real Men choices = being Real Men overall....do I make sense?

I think we all have a little of each in all of us.

Apparently, I'm a munchkin because of my fav ToW mission.

Hope you will not mind if I do a vCoH version.

Favourite Faction:

Real Men: Play Wehr
Real Roleplayers: Play Amis
Loonies: Play PE
Munchkins: Play Brits


Favourite Infantry Unit:

Real Men: Grens
Real Roleplayers: US Sniper
Loonies: KCH
Munchkins: Airborne with recoilless rifles/Rangers with Thompsons


Favourite Tank Unit:

Real Men: Panzer IV
Real Roleplayers: M10 Wolverine/M18 Hellcat
Loonies: StuH 42
Munchkins: Staghounds


Favourite Unit to Spam:

Real Men: Don't spam
Real Roleplayers: WSC spam
Loonies: Ostwinds and Stormtroopers
Munchkins: Every Brit emplacement

Favorite Doctrines:

Real Men: Defensive
Real Roleplyers: Airborne and Luft.
Loonies: Scorched Earth
Munchkins: Terror, Tank Hunter, Armoured Company, Blitz and every Brit commander.

Favorite Doctrines:

Real Men: Defensive
Real Roleplyers: Airborne and Luft.
Loonies: Scorched Earth
Munchkins: Terror, Tank Hunter, Armoured Company, Blitz and every Brit commander.

I was prompted to spontaneously blurt out "urgh fuck Scorched Earth!" cuz fuck Scorched Earth.