Profile of van Voort

Quantity has a quality all of its own

Wait till you play 4 people going Industry


It's hilarious

That would be Napalm and the_Red_bear.

Also i sad and kinda angry you hate us.

No you should be unambiguously angry

We are THE ANGRY BEARS

Not THE SAD AND KINDA ANGRY BEARS

1941?

Breakthrough?

Steppes?


That is not co-op though

Back when I was first on the Internet (1994 or so) there was the guide to various types of RPG players

http://pw1.netcom.com/~shagbert/pages/munchkins.html

I have felt the urge to update this for COH2.


Favourite Faction:

Real Men: Play Ostheer
Real Roleplayers: Play Soviets
Loonies: Play US
Munchkins: Pay OKW


Favourite Game Mode

Real Men: 1v1
Real Roleplayers: Campaign and TOW
Loonies: 500 pop cap comp stomp on massive maps with high starting resources
Munchkins: 4v4 Axis arranged team


Favourite Ostheer Commander:

Real Men: All of them
Real Roleplayers: Ostruppen
Loonies: Mechanised or Defensive
Munchkins: Whatever is the current meta


Favourite Soviet Commander:

Real Men: Guards Motor and Shock Rifle
Real Roleplayers: Conscript Support and Soviet Industry
Loonies: Irregulars and Partisans
Munchkins: Whatever is the current meta


Favourite OKW Commander:

Real Men: Breakthrough
Real Roleplayers: Scavenge
Loonies: Fortifications
Munchkins: Whatever is the current meta


Favourite US Commander:

Real Men: Elite Rifles and Airborne
Real Roleplayers: Infantry
Loonies: Recon
Munchkins: Think Americans are fit only to be crushed beneath their treads


Favourite Infantry Unit:

Real Men: Grenadiers
Real Roleplayers: Penals (and have a written backstory for each squad member explaining why they got there)
Loonies: Ostruppen
Munchkins: Obersoldaten with Panzerschrecks


Favourite Tank Unit:

Real Men: Cats
Real Roleplayers: All Assault Guns and Tank Destroyers but especially STUGs
Loonies: SU-76s and Sturmtigers
Munchkins: King Tigers


Favourite Unit to Spam:

Real Men: Don't spam
Real Roleplayers: Conscripts and T34/85s
Loonies: Sturmtigers
Munchkins: Tiger Aces


Favourite Campaign Personality:

Real Men: Chuikov
Real Roleplayers: Anna and Derby
Loonies: Pozarsky and Vastano
Munchkins: Durante and think Chuikov is a wimp


Favourite TOW mission:

Real Men: Road to Kharkov and Bridge Defence
Real Roleplayers: No Retreat, No Surrender
Loonies: Brody Tank War
Munchkins: Tiger Ace

I can think of plenty of WW2 armies worse than the Italians.

I'm never going to go on the Internet and write off an entire nation as cowards though