Profile of 5thSSPzWiking

That's why I am playing Soviet right now, because as Ostheer you're definitely not learning how to play.

no you are playing sovs because you are a soviet fanboy.

whine thread

just fucking add custom game lobbies ffs all will be good.

if we are having US and sovs i want:

Sonderkommando Commander
haunebu stafe
equips all german infantry with gas masks and gives them Zyklon B grenades
Mobile gas chamber vans call in
Maus call in

Hitler youth commander:
HJ infantry call in-younger less experienced troops, but with group zeal
Flammenwerfer Maus-shoots flame as far as the elephant shoots
not sure about the rest of the abilities yet.

Soviet Paranormal division
woman with Men Who Stare at GOats abilities call in
telekinesis hq ability- shows german infantry on the map.
not sure about the other two.

American Monuments men
i hate america worse than soviets, so they can have these guys who actually do nothing for them.

Canada faction:

Molson Canadian COmmander
Beer inspiration to the troops
Mobile Beer wagon
Mosquito beer strke- makes german infantry surrender because they want more beer
open for suggestions

West Coast Left Handed Commander(for sure will be Relic's favourite)
Pot smoke bombs- germans troops join the Canadians cause they have such good weed, however countered if you go with Sonderkommando Commander with gas masks
Smoke out other commanders-makes the german players' screens become covered in smoke
Pot Bunker- dispenses the smoke from the bombs making any germans in a area around it surrenders/ inspires Canadian troops, if you are a beer commander you can send your troops(when you get beer inspiration at cp2) to the bunker and they get double xp and better inspiration.
Chong Officer- gives you tommy chong as a unit. he kills germans with his bong guitar.

i see coh2 is now destroyed. really wanted to see the eastern front gone all the way to 1945... there are tons of tanks that the sovs could have gotten...
why would they abandon the sovs and ost?
how the fuck is this going to be balanced when sovs and ost arent even finished?
why not make new armies that were on the eastern front and give sovs a more classic type of army type?

americans and soviets together? no thanks. if they put custom game lobbies where you can kick the idiots who play eastern front and western front together i might start playing again.