I like the german one, it is different from the CoH one but it's made on the same cliché (I should've joined the navy)
The Russian one was.... eh? Instead of surreal and dark humour it's a rimshot joke.
And what's up with airline food?
I don't give a flying f**k what's up with airline food - though you could probably make something from it, if you tried hard enough.
What I found disappointing was the lack of input: creativity demands input and encouragement. Any bloody fool can stand back and say: I could have done better with multiple kettle drums, or whatever.
There was so much chance there for this forum to display its wit, but almost as ever, people stood back....
To take the case in point: how do you add to the already (IMO) excellent German sniper? To give you but one PoV: "Mein sniperscope: Vorsprung durch Technik" It's not the ultimste answer, but most Western Europeans will, I think, know to what this refers.So you can build on it, or alternatives, yet sadly, the community stayed stumm. And missed a big chance....