In this glorious game, i finally did it. After like 3k hours, i managed to steal a kt as USF. I managed it before to get in the tank, but never escaped with it, but this time i did! So after running back with it to the USF HQ and examining it and putting in an elite vehicle crew, i could enjoy a instant vet 2 kt to accompany my Jacksons of balance and carry me (and my horrible USF skills) to victory. The incident happend around the 45 min mark i think, and i could enjoy it for like 25 mins while shooting my way through G43 blobs
To all the new players around: if you are kind to RNGJesus and offer your goats everyday, RNGJesus will reward u and will be with u always! Don't be an infidel complaining about RNG ruining the game!