You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have
striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The
hopes and prayers of balance-loving gamers everywhere march with you.
In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms in other games,
you will bring about the testing of the British war
machine, the elimination of bugs and glitches tyranny over the oppressed peoples of
CoH2, and security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well balanced
, well
equipped and battle hardened. He will glitch savagely.
But this is the year 2015! Much has happened since the Volks blob triumphs of
2014. The Allies have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats,
in open battle, man-to-man. Our skill plane offensive has seriously reduced their
strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home
Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in trolling and winning
of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained veteran rifleman.
The tide has turned! The free gamers of the world are marching together to
Victory!
I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in
battle. We will accept nothing less than full balanced product!
Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great
and noble undertaking.