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11 Sep 2016, 15:12 PM
#1
avatar of Vangruffe

Posts: 139

When you have a fully lobby and a mod's on, and the game starts, people start leaving after 10 seconds, and that's how I win 10 custom matches in a role, because the enemy keeps leaving 10 seconds after the match starts.
11 Sep 2016, 15:22 PM
#2
avatar of JohnSmith

Posts: 1273

You could have made a haiku instead.

When you got full lobby,
the game starts but people do leave
sadness and rage left behind.
11 Sep 2016, 16:05 PM
#3
avatar of Bulgakov

Posts: 987

You could have made a haiku instead.

When you got full lobby,
the game starts but people do leave
sadness and rage left behind.


Ahahaha)))
11 Sep 2016, 17:14 PM
#4
avatar of Grittle

Posts: 179

You could have made a haiku instead.

When you got full lobby,
the game starts but people do leave
sadness and rage left behind.


Okay, I'll do one

Grenadiers got wiped
Better ask for a fifth man
in the forums now
11 Sep 2016, 17:51 PM
#5
avatar of Stug life

Posts: 4474

I do better
Roses are blue
Spider are red
Harambe is not dead
Dududuuu
11 Sep 2016, 19:32 PM
#6
avatar of dasheepeh

Posts: 2115 | Subs: 1

You could have made a haiku instead.

When you got full lobby,
the game starts but people do leave
sadness and rage left behind.


holy shit :rofl:
12 Sep 2016, 08:10 AM
#7
avatar of Tiger Baron

Posts: 3141 | Subs: 2

jump backJump back to quoted post11 Sep 2016, 17:14 PMGrittle


Okay, I'll do one

Grenadiers got wiped
Better ask for a fifth man
in the forums now


Or use Bosstruppen.
12 Sep 2016, 11:48 AM
#8
avatar of FichtenMoped
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Posts: 4785 | Subs: 3

I do better
Roses are blue
Spider are red
Harambe is not dead
Dududuuu


Roses are Red
Harambe was shot
I am Rick Harrison
And this is my Pawn shop
12 Sep 2016, 11:55 AM
#9
avatar of MajorBloodnok
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Moved to Scrap Yard
12 Sep 2016, 15:02 PM
#10
avatar of Von Kluge
Patrion 14

Posts: 3548 | Subs: 2

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poetry
Show me your tits
12 Sep 2016, 15:13 PM
#11
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12 Sep 2016, 15:55 PM
#12
avatar of Swift

Posts: 2723 | Subs: 1

I open my browser
To see PMs from Pencil
What nasty pictures
12 Sep 2016, 20:07 PM
#13
avatar of Kamzil118

Posts: 455

Soviets are red
Americans are blue
I'm stuck in the middle of Europe
So is the German Army too.
12 Sep 2016, 20:20 PM
#14
avatar of |GB| The Hooligan486
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Poetry is the most boring thing thats being teached on school :foreveralone:
12 Sep 2016, 20:36 PM
#15
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jump backJump back to quoted post12 Sep 2016, 15:55 PMSwift
I/op/en/my/brow/ser (6)
To/see/P/Ms/from/Pen/cil (7)
What/nas/ty/pic/tures (5)


You could have made a haiku instead.

When/you/got/full/lob/by,(6)
the/game/starts/but/peo/ple/do/leave (8)
sad/ness/and/rage/left/behind. (6)



go to the forums
realize these aren't real haikus
I am now butthurt




12 Sep 2016, 20:40 PM
#16
avatar of wouren
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Posts: 1280 | Subs: 3

Roses' damage increased from 2 to 4
Violets are over-performing, so we removed crush as a game mechanic
Fuck you
12 Sep 2016, 20:48 PM
#17
avatar of JohnSmith

Posts: 1273

jump backJump back to quoted post12 Sep 2016, 20:36 PMwouren





go to the forums
realize these aren't real haikus
I am now butthurt






15 Sep 2016, 08:18 AM
#18
avatar of Swift

Posts: 2723 | Subs: 1

I thought haikus were 5/7/5

And now I realise I put six syllables in the first line, whoops.
27 Sep 2016, 12:28 PM
#19
avatar of Vangruffe

Posts: 139

When Lobby Is Full,
Last Guy is downloading mod,
Download gets stuck,
Everyone else leaves,
Really sad and frustrating,
The curse of human impatience.
30 Sep 2016, 13:35 PM
#20
avatar of Vangruffe

Posts: 139

I get Anti-Tank
Enemy Gets Truck
Truck Drives into Anti-Tank
Anti-Tank kills Truck
Enemy shouts "OP NOT FUN"
Enemy Leaves
I crie
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