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26 Aug 2014, 10:52 AM
#1
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Our dear friend Helping Hans is a one of the best Coh 2 players but he needs your help! He is heavily malnourished as you can see here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHNjjNEGkA4&list=UU_U_lJzNp9GN_jDPndZAuRQ

and cannot continue the fight!

Please lets donate some sandwiches for him =*(
26 Aug 2014, 11:01 AM
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Haha that's so cruel XD.
26 Aug 2014, 11:12 AM
#3
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Posts: 254

Must get hans some fish'n'chips,

heh
26 Aug 2014, 11:26 AM
#5
avatar of Abdul

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lol!

No, I think Hans has sufficient access to food, but u see Hans brain is so smart and active it consumes so many calories, his digestive system can't keep up!

Kidding aside I think its a combination of high metabolism/alertness.
26 Aug 2014, 11:48 AM
#6
avatar of Cabreza

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There is but one solution.

26 Aug 2014, 13:14 PM
#7
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Lol, this thread being in the balance section is already epic.

Here you go Hans, expect this in your mail in a week.

26 Aug 2014, 13:18 PM
#8
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Though I can fully understand him. English food tastes like **** :)

Sausages & beans for breakfast? Fish n chips wrapped in newspapers? And whats with all the vinegar sauce?
26 Aug 2014, 13:19 PM
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So he's going to japan for the food?
26 Aug 2014, 13:25 PM
#10
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So he's going to japan for the food?


For tentacles.

He will eat tentacles, watch tentacles and sleep with tentacles.

Japan is all about tentacles.
26 Aug 2014, 13:26 PM
#11
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Though I can fully understand him. English food tastes like **** :)

Sausages & beans for breakfast? Fish n chips wrapped in newspapers? And whats with all the vinegar sauce?

If you think that's bad, try coming to Malaysia for a breakfast. We eat rice with cucumber, boiled egg(only half of the egg), nuts, anchovies and some spicy stuff.
26 Aug 2014, 13:26 PM
#12
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jump backJump back to quoted post26 Aug 2014, 13:25 PMKatitof


For tentacles.

He will eat tentacles, watch tentacles and sleep with tentacles.

Japan is all about tentacles.
I instantly lost focus on my meal thinking about what you said...
26 Aug 2014, 13:38 PM
#13
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jump backJump back to quoted post26 Aug 2014, 13:26 PMsteel

If you think that's bad, try coming to Malaysia for a breakfast. We eat rice with cucumber, boiled egg(only half of the egg), nuts, anchovies and some spicy stuff.


This?

Looks at least healthy... and spicy... gonna try it! :)

Japanese food is delicious! Just dont eat the wrong fish. Or you die.
26 Aug 2014, 13:40 PM
#14
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This?

Looks at least healthy... and spicy... gonna try it! :)

Japanese food is delicious! Just dont eat the wrong fish. Or you die.
Yes that's the one, it's more fattening than a Medium Big Mac with fries and coke though.

More fats and calories. Good for Hans I guess? :P
26 Aug 2014, 13:42 PM
#15
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Looks very delicious but I doubt I could eat that in the morning :p
26 Aug 2014, 13:57 PM
#16
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Looks very delicious but I doubt I could eat that in the morning :p
There are times when you will be so hungry that you would eat 3 servings of this in the morning at 4am after sleeping for 3-4 hours.
26 Aug 2014, 14:32 PM
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26 Aug 2014, 14:33 PM
#19
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Posts: 1963 | Subs: 1

Best you don't tempt Hans.
26 Aug 2014, 15:10 PM
#20
avatar of FriedRise

Posts: 132



This?

Looks at least healthy... and spicy... gonna try it! :)


OMG Nasi Lemak FTW. Get Hans introduced to some South East Asian cuisine and see how easy he can keep that weight off :P
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