no one play this dumb game

go back to coh2

You know, Reverb, I tried going back to CoH 2 recently, and what I experienced shook me to my very core…

It started like any normal match—familiar maps, the constant hum of battle. But as I pushed my Soviet forces into a garrisoned building, something felt... off. Inside, I found an American officer, his uniform slightly tattered, staring blankly at a Commissar who stood there, his face hidden beneath his hat. I thought it was just a glitch at first, some weird animation mix-up. But no, the two soldiers turned towards each other, their eyes locking in a way that made my stomach churn.

Then, in a horrifyingly intimate moment, the Commissar pulled the American officer close. The clash of nations melted away as their lips met in a passionate kiss, their hands roaming with a desperate urgency. It was like something out of a fever dream—the kind of thing that shouldn’t exist in the world of war, but somehow did. My screen froze for a moment, and I almost considered quitting, but then... the madness escalated.

Outside, the US soldiers, led by the now smirking officer, lined up in the streets of the city. They began waving rainbow flags, marching in celebration of something unholy. It was a Pride parade—but not like any I had seen before. The German soldiers, too, emerged from their positions, donning strange smiles, their uniforms now adorned with rainbow colors. But the most unsettling sight of all? The German soldiers were holding rainbow flags between their buttocks, proudly parading down the streets, their faces flushed with excitement.

I stared at my screen in utter disbelief. This wasn’t just a bug. This wasn’t some kind of quirky mod. This was CoH 2, twisted and warped into something unrecognizable—something alien.

Sturmtigercobra was right... But it's not just CoH 3... they got CoH 2 too...

Sturmtigercobra was right... But it's not just CoH 3... they got CoH 2 too...

Some indoctrinated beta-males are misled into thinking that being anti-woke means being against women.
I can't emphasize enough how wicked and evil this agenda is. Divide and conquer also relates to gender wars and transhumanism. If left unchecked, the evil propaganda machine will destroy western society beyond any shadow of doubt..

Where is the modern-day protector of western women and children?

How Jesus Saved His Own Portrait...The True Story of Akiane's Lost Masterpiece:

Children need both a loving father and mother. That is hardwired into our biology and spiritual alchemy.
Many "educated" western women have been ruined by social media addictions and this evil propaganda machine.

Ex-Facebook president Sean Parker: site made to exploit human 'vulnerability':
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/nov/09/facebook-sean-parker-vulnerability-brain-psychology

Those indoctrinated women become more masculine and males become more feminine.
A woman has a biological clock ticking. Once the clock hits 35–40 years old, their sex value/attraction goes down partly because they have lost their godly gift to give new life.

The woke agenda is forcing some western men to build a life without women and/or become a father figure for fatherless children.
Unfortunately, childlessness women can't easily do the same as men.

This thread is a fever dream

*a lot of, probably AI-backed generated Sturmtiger ramblings*

Wow. Just… wow again. Every time I read one of your posts, I feel like I’ve opened a random page of the Book of Revelation, only it’s being narrated by someone who just discovered YouTube at 3 a.m. and never looked back.

You’ve managed to tie together gender relations, transhumanism, Akiane’s lost painting, and Facebook dopamine loops into one cosmic smoothie of enlightenment. It’s almost poetic, like watching a TED Talk given by a man holding a corkboard full of red string, in his mums basement though.

I especially appreciate your use of the phrase “spiritual alchemy.” It’s so delightfully vague yet feels very important, like something a wizard life coach might say before selling supplements on Telegram. And your analysis of “sex value” based on a woman’s age, just incredible as its prolly written by a man who has never came in contact with women at all seperate from obscure youtube videos and AI help. It takes a special kind of courage to combine medieval biology, Instagram psychology, and divine numerology all in one paragraph. Truly the Da Vinci Code of forum posts, albeit of SturmtigerCobra caliber.

Your question, “Where is the modern day protector of western women and children?” really hit me. I looked everywhere! Behind the sofa, in the pantry, even under the couch cushions, but alas, no protector was found. Maybe he’s still buffering in 4K to one of your video ramblings

And the connection between anti-woke ideology, gender polarity, and Facebook’s notification sounds? Genius borderlining crazy. Most people see those as separate topics, but you saw through the illusion. You saw the algorithm behind the Matrix, and then blamed it for everyone’s dating problems, if only it might be a reflection of your personal issues painted towards others.

In short, thank you for another revelation. I’ll be sure to reflect on it deeply, preferably while building a tinfoil monastery to protect myself from the woke Wi-Fi waves you seem to be have hit by. Maybe its something specific from your region in Denmark. Perhaps they have experimenting on the local leprecauns there, finding some new sort of psylocybine which has found its way through the local mental hospitals water supply where you have been the sole consumer. Perhaps we will never know,

With eternal curiosity and mild concern,
Someone just here to play Company of Heroes, not witness Kingdom of Danish local municipal conspiracies: SturmTigercobra Edition.

Wow. Just… wow again. Every time I read one of your posts, I feel like I’ve opened a random page of the Book of Revelation, only it’s being narrated by someone who just discovered YouTube at 3 a.m. and never looked back.

You know, Nick, I'm really impressed by your prose. Here I am filling the thread with AI garbage and you're taking your time to actually be creative and write all this excellent clapback with your own human organic brain. It puts me to shame. You're a blessing to this decrepit, dying message board.

...“Where is the modern day protector of western women and children?” really hit me. I looked everywhere! Behind the sofa, in the pantry, even under the couch cushions, but alas, no protector was found. Maybe he’s still buffering in 4K to one of your video ramblings

You just have to look harder... I found mine under my bed. Unfortunately he was covered with dust bunnies and I had to brush him off a little bit.

I think it would be cool if there was some kind of Company of Heroes board game... Does anyone know of good WW2 board games? Tabletop RPGs are cool too. I've been getting into those recently (there's a TTRPG version of Fallout!?! Yes... and they're soon to release a New Vegas expansion)

Hope you continue breathing new life into this old mummy.