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Top 10 Axis Team Treated to Classic CoH2 Sportsmanship

by Marowi 8th March 2016, 05:36 AM
  • [00:02:37] Morice: nice exploit
  • [00:02:38] Morice: you would
  • [00:02:42] von Greim Fandango: suck my dick.
  • [00:02:52] Joe15555 #Amalgamation: Shh,, you're not playing utter retards
  • [00:02:59] von Greim Fandango: i think you're mistaken.
  • [00:03:09] Joe15555 #Amalgamation: The definition of utter is proad, you should know
  • [00:03:13] Marowi: with all the cheese, more like UDDER retards, amirite?!
  • [00:03:14] Marowi: :D
  • [00:15:11] Morice: nice
  • [00:15:11] Joe15555 #Amalgamation: Soo Sloppy
  • [00:15:14] Morice: good job there guys
  • [00:15:20] Morice: but you can sitll win
  • [00:15:23] Morice: youre axis 4v4
  • [00:15:27] Marowi: you guys did a good job with all the anti-armor
  • [00:15:28] Morice: dont matter how much you blow
  • [00:15:29] Marowi: i won't dispute that
  • [00:15:45] [CoA]Reich and Famous: you do realize that its allies that are op in 4v4
  • [00:15:52] Joe15555 #Amalgamation: mmhmm
  • [00:15:53] [CoA]Reich and Famous: look at any 4v4 tourney
  • [00:16:01] Morice: lol
  • [00:16:05] Morice: you mean the one they did
  • [00:16:06] Joe15555 #Amalgamation: I only need to look at the listed W/L ratio
  • [00:16:13] marinesnr: you do know that all germans are whining
  • [00:16:21] [CoA]Reich and Famous: in randoms
  • [00:16:25] [CoA]Reich and Famous: but not in team 4v4
  • [00:16:28] Joe15555 #Amalgamation: It teamed
  • [00:16:30] von Greim Fandango: is it hard to whine so much through your boyfriend's cock?
  • [00:16:31] Morice: this is team 4v4?
  • [00:16:32] Joe15555 #Amalgamation: as well
  • [00:17:59] Morice: aw
  • [00:18:02] Morice: that a little sneak attempt?
  • [00:18:06] Morice: instead of just A moving
  • [00:18:19] Joe15555 #Amalgamation: Immmmppawwwsiiible
  • [00:27:02] Morice: keep wiffering that serfer
  • [00:27:03] Morice: somehow.
  • [00:32:39] Morice: standard
  • [00:32:41] Morice: lose all game
  • [00:32:45] von Greim Fandango: standard
  • [00:32:47] Morice: still win because axis
  • [00:32:50] von Greim Fandango: morice bitches like an actual bitch
  • [00:32:58] Morice: i call what i see
  • [00:32:59] Bhruic: lol, can't even win as allies on this map
  • [00:32:59] von Greim Fandango: after playing like pudding
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8 Mar 2016, 05:36 AM
#1
avatar of Marowi

Posts: 23

What's worse for Axis than the Port of Hamburg grind? The Port of Hamburg grind with advanced emplacements. Especially if your enemies aren't "utter retards" and you're unlucky enough to get OKW and OH grouped together.

Luckily, Axis was treated to some classic CoH2 sportsmanship to make the grind easier. (One of these guys even kept the laughs going by inviting our team to Steam groups with salty titles for about an hour after the match. Loved it.)
8 Mar 2016, 06:28 AM
#2
avatar of Jadame!

Posts: 1122

Epic chat battles.

As it stands now, only thing which reliably counters emplacement besides stupid all-ins is jt, lol.

And i hate this map. Indirect fire chokepoint hell, where flanks impossible and strategy reduced to turtling with ridiculous stuff like hardcore 10 su76s spam.
8 Mar 2016, 14:28 PM
#3
avatar of probablyhitler

Posts: 15

For the record, we currently have the same record w/ allies as with axis. So it's not like we have hitler's dick in our mouths. We have hitler's AND churchill's.
8 Mar 2016, 16:15 PM
#4
avatar of Tatatala

Posts: 589

For the record, we currently have the same record w/ allies as with axis. So it's not like we have hitler's dick in our mouths. We have hitler's AND churchill's.


With a name such as this, I have to ask, do you have stairs in your house?
8 Mar 2016, 17:32 PM
#5
avatar of Bhruic

Posts: 6

Wait, they actually made a comet into a command vehicle? Who throws away 185 fuel like that?

Oh right, the losing team.

Poor guys, apparently they don't know that firefly rockets are a thing either.
8 Mar 2016, 19:25 PM
#6
avatar of probablyhitler

Posts: 15



With a name such as this, I have to ask, do you have stairs in your house?


Something about the horrible secret of space? I forget; it's been a while.
9 Mar 2016, 00:05 AM
#7
avatar of Marowi

Posts: 23



With a name such as this, I have to ask, do you have stairs in your house?


Either way, just don't take him up on his offer to use the shower.

jump backJump back to quoted post8 Mar 2016, 17:32 PMBhruic
Wait, they actually made a comet into a command vehicle? Who throws away 185 fuel like that?

Oh right, the losing team.

Poor guys, apparently they don't know that firefly rockets are a thing either.


Not that it would have helped them. These are the guys that threw away a Sherman, two Cromwells, and a Pershing in about 45 seconds (some of those to Osttruppen with bazookas--yes, not a typo, bazookas).
9 Mar 2016, 02:01 AM
#8
avatar of eric4753
Donator 11

Posts: 62

What were we abusing at the beginning? Was it my barbed wire? Never heard of abusing barbed wire lmao
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