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Legend of the ParaSpam VS CHAD Counter (Gone Wrong)

by USA USA USA 11th August 2021, 13:05 PM
  • [00:00:08] T.R. Thomas: gl hf
  • [00:00:25] USA USA USA: how many grens?
  • [00:00:31] T.R. Thomas: more than pathfinders
  • [00:00:32] T.R. Thomas: kappa
  • [00:00:40] USA USA USA: mesa para spam D:
  • [00:00:57] T.R. Thomas: please no jar jar ref xD
  • [00:10:24] Relicaa: Lag?
  • [00:24:14] T.R. Thomas: ui bug on panzerwerfer
  • [00:24:15] T.R. Thomas: gg
  • [00:24:21] DIRTY_FINISHER: thats why you right
  • [00:24:26] T.R. Thomas: ?
  • [00:24:30] USA USA USA: i reconnted for a min lmao
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Patch: 3.0.0.24188
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11 Aug 2021, 13:05 PM
#1
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Posts: 37

Just gonna say it now, when the Pznerwerfer came out it was near 500 VP to 100 VPs and you killed like 5 or 7 models with 3 volleys.

You can win early game with more squads in the super early game but after I get LT and MG out your strat can't really do much.

I have vision of your ambush placements most of the time plus it's pretty obvious something is there if there's nothing around it. I just straight out DPS you by having more units in the majority of engagements due to better micro.

Brumbar used to be pretty annoying to deal with lmao. A Jackson or AT with spotter is going to zone it most of the time.

I still had my Stuart alive plus a Jackson, if the game wasn't pretty much over by the time you got a werfer out I would of plotted to kill it and you can't stop me because you have one AT gun. You can't even get more because you can't trade well.

The amount of times you said "I know how to counter his strat" on other people's streams lol, was looking really forward to just straight murk you on the same side. The only counter is good players using double indirect or really good players using snipers.

You're not a bad player, just don't talk sh1t and say "counter paraspam" if you can't back it up. It's literally 2 parasquads and 4 real combat squads total, not much different than just riflemen if I liked playing them instead. Riflemen is the better choice anyways because you can get good indirect without clusterfcking pop cap.
11 Aug 2021, 16:09 PM
#2
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Relicaa doesn’t even play coh2 seriously lmao
11 Aug 2021, 17:12 PM
#3
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Posts: 37

Relicaa doesn’t even play coh2 seriously lmao


Yeah he's only got near 2000 hours playing CoH, clearly doesn't know what he's doing.
11 Aug 2021, 17:25 PM
#4
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Yeah he's only got near 2000 hours playing CoH, clearly doesn't know what he's doing.


Nothing to do with what I said, I’ve played quite a bit with Relicaa and he plays for fun without tryharding.

This pridepost of yours has no value.
11 Aug 2021, 22:24 PM
#5
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Posts: 37



Nothing to do with what I said, I’ve played quite a bit with Relicaa and he plays for fun without tryharding.

This pridepost of yours has no value.


Yeah he gets on CoH everyday and says: “gee I can’t wait to lose!”

There is value of Tomy getting on every cast on stream and saying he knows how to beat me just for him to be on my side and get gapped 26 kills which is like 700 manpower with 0 wipes vs getting 2 grens + pgrens wipe.

Pretty sure relicaa can clap you as well from the 7 games I’ve play with him. Love how you insult someone because you can’t accept your buddy straight lost.
12 Aug 2021, 04:56 AM
#6
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Nothing to do with what I said, I’ve played quite a bit with Relicaa and he plays for fun without tryharding.

This pridepost of yours has no value.


You right I get on to lose too.
12 Aug 2021, 20:00 PM
#7
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Posts: 37



Nothing to do with what I said, I’ve played quite a bit with Relicaa and he plays for fun without tryharding.

This pridepost of yours has no value.


When are you and Thomas gonna queue up together?
12 Aug 2021, 20:04 PM
#8
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When are you and Thomas gonna queue up together?


When you get that top 10 1v1 USF you promised that was gonna be “super easy for a player as good as you”. You should get to work, you’re 76 ranks away.
12 Aug 2021, 20:11 PM
#9
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When you get that top 10 1v1 USF you promised that was gonna be “super easy for a player as good as you”. You should get to work, you’re 76 ranks away.


Deflection. I’ve already explained why I’m not gonna play 1v1s for a full month just to prove something to you.

Are you scared you’re gonna get McClapped like how I 2 - 1 you when we played 1v1s?
12 Aug 2021, 20:14 PM
#10
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Deflection. I’ve already explained why I’m not gonna play 1v1s for a full month just to prove something to you.

Are you scared you’re gonna get McClapped like how I 2 - 1 you when we played 1v1s?


Prove something to me? You were the one making a money bet on my server and then left out of shame after some scrubs beat you.

What 2-1? When I was memeing with 5 Falls Luchs Puma? Omegalul

Tomy and I play sometimes during EU hours but we 99% play Allies so a one trick USF like you won’t run into us.
12 Aug 2021, 20:23 PM
#11
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Prove something to me? You were the one making a money bet on my server and then left out of shame after some scrubs beat you.

What 2-1? When I was memeing with 5 Falls Luchs Puma? Omegalul

Tomy and I play sometimes during EU hours but we 99% play Allies so a one trick USF like you won’t run into us.


I guess those 3-4 volks grens were dressing up as fallschrimjagers.

I didn’t leave because of shame, I left because you guys supplement CoH friends for real life friends and get in call for hours per day not even playing CoH.

As for the minimal $10 bet I did, I would of taken that sweet ass $10s if I didn’t have to leave halfway. Got to rank 30 something.

I only even played 1s because Paxy boy with his 3k games and a learning disability was talking shit. I didn’t have any personal interest for really reaching it just to prove I could other than to flex on Paxy boy.
12 Aug 2021, 20:34 PM
#12
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I guess those 3-4 volks grens were dressing up as fallschrimjagers.

I didn’t leave because of shame, I left because you guys supplement CoH friends for real life friends and get in call for hours per day not even playing CoH.

As for the minimal $10 bet I did, I would of taken that sweet ass $10s if I didn’t have to leave halfway. Got to rank 30 something.

I only even played 1s because Paxy boy with his 3k games and a learning disability was talking shit. I didn’t have any personal interest for really reaching it just to prove I could other than to flex on Paxy boy.


No, you got rekted and fell back a bunch of ranks back to the 60s, stopped replying to Pax asking you why you were not top 10 weeks after the deadline and then you left without saying a word.

Imagine being proud of 2-1 when you got rekted by Scipio and AceHiro omegalul dude

Post top 10 usf 1v1 or bow your head in shame and go away, you’re basically embarrassing yourself at this point with all the coping. Noone cares about your sorry ass crying about how bad 1v1 is, you said you were a top player and you’d get top 10 usf easily, bet money on it and then you got passed around ladder like a prostitute by rank 100s. Put up or shut up.
12 Aug 2021, 20:47 PM
#13
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Posts: 37



No, you got rekted and fell back a bunch of ranks back to the 60s, stopped replying to Pax asking you why you were not top 10 weeks after the deadline and then you left without saying a word.

Imagine being proud of 2-1 when you got rekted by Scipio and AceHiro omegalul dude

Post top 10 usf 1v1 or bow your head in shame and go away, you’re basically embarrassing yourself at this point with all the coping. Noone cares about your sorry ass crying about how bad 1v1 is, you said you were a top player and you’d get top 10 usf easily, bet money on it and then you got passed around ladder like a prostitute by rank 100s. Put up or shut up.


Lol that was good. I’m still not playing that boring ass game mode especially with covid being pretty much over soon.

You’re projecting what I said. You guys were saying it’s near impossible and it’s way harder than 2v2 randoms rank. I played a total of what? 50 games during a 2 week period before doing real life. On that hard copium not wanting others to succeed because of ones failures. Mans plotting my downfall.

Imagine losing one game vs a wher as USF on crossing out of like 5 and saying I’m getting passed around.
12 Aug 2021, 20:55 PM
#14
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No, you got rekted and fell back a bunch of ranks back to the 60s, stopped replying to Pax asking you why you were not top 10 weeks after the deadline and then you left without saying a word.

Imagine being proud of 2-1 when you got rekted by Scipio and AceHiro omegalul dude

Post top 10 usf 1v1 or bow your head in shame and go away, you’re basically embarrassing yourself at this point with all the coping. Noone cares about your sorry ass crying about how bad 1v1 is, you said you were a top player and you’d get top 10 usf easily, bet money on it and then you got passed around ladder like a prostitute by rank 100s. Put up or shut up.


I also like how you put down your own friends on more than 1 occasion pretty much saying they’re bad at the game.

Yousa just get clapped on unfavourable map by someone with plentysa more recent gameplay once. Yousa garbage.

With that logic, you must be absolute dog shit for even losing to me if I got beat by scipio.
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