lets make the worst patch ever

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I'm bored today, let's make the worst patch for coh just for fun!

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Old TA resotred.

There.

What did I win?

25 Nov 2015, 11:09 AM$nuffy

Maybe it's 'cause the Axis players aren't a bunch of forum crybabies, and they keep their cool and fight the uphill battle, unlike some of their "allied" counterparts.

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16 Apr 2015, 15:23 PMKatitof

Old TA resotred.

There.

What did I win?

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5 Mar 2015, 21:57 PMREforever

The PTRS's are fine as they are. Whenever i'm up against Guard Infantry, I always have to be careful with my vehicles or the Guards will completely destroy them. Good range, good damage and fairly cheap; if anything, the PTRS should nerfed since it's ridiculously good for the price. Even in the hands of Conscripts, the PTRS's are extremely potent.

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OLD USF AA HT At 50 fuel and old statz

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1. Kubel suppression needs a buff.

2. As do Obers... plus they should be able to shoot down planes

3. Jacksons need more range and better armour

4. Ostheer armour is too OP, especially PIV which needs a nerf

5. Oorah should *give* the Soviet player munitions

6. PTRS should be a combat engineer upgrade.

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Pfff...easy. Revert most changes.

-Revert changes to bulletins. +10% extra suppression (imagine 3 of them now), extra health, extra damage, etc.
-Strafe of doom.
-ISU/Elephant old profiles.
-M3 sniper clowncar.
-Double damage Katys.
-Old Tiger Ace and Soviet Windustry.
-Stacking old mark vehicle.
-Old Ober with retreat modifiers back.
-100% bonus with FHQ and FMT.
-Old HTD stacking with cover.
-Company of houses.
-Etc.

My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.

Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.

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Jagdtiger shooting through buildings and terrain
Captain "on me" bug
Prenerf B4
Flaktrack with unpack time
OKW 100% ammo income
Old T34 with useless main gun vs tanks and old ram
Shocks CP1
Puma clearing garrisons with a single aimed shot

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16 Apr 2015, 15:46 PMCookiezNcreem

OLD USF AA HT At 50 fuel and old statz

Oh my god, i still remember WFA launch cup, where AAHT was overperforming, and was capable to 1v1 a Puma!

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The su85 sight range bulletin

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Relic makes a good patch. Community starts dreaming of old times when rage and whining was its joie de vivre.

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Worst choice for patch arranged by faction?

Soviets- Return snipers in M3's, no death's by M3 explosions, very old starting fuel where it could be your first unit.

Wehr- Old Tiger Ace. MG42 reverted to beta levels.

OKW- Volks allowed to buy second shreck & MG34 & get range incenses

USF- Rifles too powerful for T0. Replaced with Medics until buying Lt.

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Bring back old critical hit system with injured loader, driver, gunner and lots of other crits nobody ever figured out.

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16 Apr 2015, 17:20 PMspajn

Bring back old critical hit system with injured loader, driver, gunner and lots of other crits nobody ever figured out.

Stuka air support still applies those.

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Bring back the old STUKA strafe and OPEL blitz resource bonuses, we could see more M5 Quad´s from the Soviets thus forcing more combined arms action, and stopping all Allied blobs dead in their tracks!