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Knock Knock... Who's there? Balance. Balance Who?

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29 Jan 2015, 08:55 AM
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Knock Knock... Who's is there? One Shock troop(s). One Shock troop(s) who? Shock troops that throw one smoke grenade and wipe out two MG42 squads suppressing me(shock troops)


Knock Knock... Who's is there? USF Riflemen. One USF Riflemen squad who? One USF Riflemen squad that can also throw one smoke grenade and wipe out two MG42 squads suppressing me(One USF Riflemen squad)

etc....

Anyone else got a knock knock balance joke?
29 Jan 2015, 09:00 AM
#2
avatar of RMMLz

Posts: 1802 | Subs: 1

Knock Knock... Who's there? Obersoldaten. Obersoldaten Who? Obersoldaten zat snipes ze shit out of your MG wiz my MG34/STG44

Knock Knock... Who's there? Double LMG rifles. Double LMG rifles who? Double LMG rifles that suppress, throw nades and smoke, snare medium armor, and effectively destroy your goddamn army.

Conclusion: Knock Knock... Who's there? Blob. Blob who? Doesn't matter, blobs devour everything no matter what.
29 Jan 2015, 09:15 AM
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No no.

If I had the rights, I would move this thread for you over to the Scrap Yard. But I don't.

Please feel free to restart in the Scrapyard. :)
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