Yo momma sets off teller mines

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Because somebody, I forget who, decided that was the polite way to respond to my "GLHF"

So, in the interests of espirit d'escalier and because it would make a refreshing change from the typical, mundane and boring insults "ltp, pls uninstall and kill urself u blobbing newb spammer" and to equip you to dance around such people like Cyrano de Bergerac I hereby present a list of possible responses:

Well my momma sets off teller mines because she is a bear.

Your momma on the other hand:

Is so big P-47s target her

Is so fat I told my PAKs to only target tanks and they still shot at her

Is so ugly even a Jagdtiger doesn't want to penetrate her

Is so lazy she doesn't just sit around the house, Russians tried to set up a forward HQ inside of her

Is so dirty there is a skin named after her

Is so bald she is red cover

Has a house so small it only spawns two man Partisan squads

Smells so bad I thought it was an incendiary strike

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Yo momma so slow she makes the the Jagtiger look like a kubel with blitz

Yo momma so ugly she supresses squads just by looking at them

Yo momma so fat AND dumb when they said a sector was cutoff she responded that she was happy to lose some weight

Yo momma so bad at coh2 she lost to just 1 su76

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Yo mama is so dumb she plays Soviets without Call-Ins

Yo mama is so ugly even the MG42 can score.

Yo mama is so fat she os called schwerer Gustav by your dad!

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Yo mama so broke' relic put her in the game.

Yo mama so big she blocks concrete shots.

The Stukas siren is the pilots screaming in terror after seeing your mom.

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How did I not see this until now? lolling for reals

Yo mama so ghetto she waits to win DLC in streams

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Yo momma so fat that she squishes the KT

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Yo momma is so ugly that OKW Volksgrenadiers keep trying to salvage her for fuel.

Yo momma so dumb she built a Command Bunker right next to her HQ.

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Yo momma so clumsy it looks like she is using coh2 pathing.

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Yo mama is so fat she was used for multiple FHQs

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30 Dec 2014, 19:16 PMsneakking

Yo momma is so ugly that OKW Volksgrenadiers keep trying to salvage her for fuel

Hahahahahahaha this one is the best! Nice one.

Yo momma so fat they called her the Elefant II

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Yo momma so short that the Flakpanzer can't aim at her

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With the assistance(?) of Asian replay threads, (too many of which I have had to parse):

Yo momma: the Woman?

Yo momma: makes f****g parthing easy

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Yo momma so #salty when she rains she pours

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Yo momma has so many baby daddies she addresses you by your last name.

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Yo momma is like a comp stomp: Everyone wants to bang, but it's too ugly so noone gets any satisfaction anyway.

Yo mommas cage is like Russia: Everyone knows where it is, but noone wants to come there.