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You know you play too much COH2 When..

8 Apr 2014, 21:38 PM
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You know you play too much COh2 when..

You're driving in your car and you come across a yellow light,and you yell "KNOCK THAT TANK OFF ITS TRACKS!!!" and you speed through the light as if youre a ramming T34.

Youre working/cooking something and imagine a little black and yellow bar above you're head.
and when you're done you yell "ITS FINISHED" or "MINES PLANTED" in an engineer voice

When you have a bottle of Gatorade and pretend you're a shocktrooper with a PPSH.
Or you throw away an empty bottle and you throw it like its a molotov.


When you're walking in the cold walking somewhere and you pretend you're a conscript or a grenadier during a blizzard and you say to yourself "FREEZING HERE"(German mortar voice)

You take a shower and turn the water ALL the way to HOT and pretend you're a panzer grenadier with 100000000000 health being burned by a KV8/Incendiary barrage

You turn on your car during the winter months and say "Engines are warm. scout car needs orders"


Please tell me im not the only one that does these things...and if you do,please share it here,and remember to start it with "You know you play too much COh2 when"





8 Apr 2014, 21:40 PM
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I think you need to see a doctor...
8 Apr 2014, 22:00 PM
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I think you need to see a doctor...


Or in this guy's case, a medic station.
8 Apr 2014, 22:06 PM
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You know you play too much COH2 when you posted this thread :D
8 Apr 2014, 22:30 PM
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You know you play too much COH2 when you see the red light and think:"Oh shit i gotta get out of here im in red cover!"
8 Apr 2014, 23:03 PM
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Just wanted a fun non relic-bashing thread thats relevant to coh2 :P
9 Apr 2014, 00:22 AM
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This thread is full of awkward.
9 Apr 2014, 00:27 AM
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...your name is SageOfTheSix.

9 Apr 2014, 00:29 AM
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...your name is SageOfTheSix.



lol good one
9 Apr 2014, 00:30 AM
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...your name is SageOfTheSix.


HA, good one.
9 Apr 2014, 00:31 AM
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I'm not sure you'll find many others that share your love of taking hot showers while pretending to be a strategy game unit that's on fire.

To be fair and add something to the topic, whenever I'm out, being that I live near a lot of both wooded and industrial areas, I'll take inspiration from it for the maps I build in the Worldbuilder. After, of course, adding a WW2-era Eastern Front spin on it.
9 Apr 2014, 00:45 AM
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I expected it to be more of a joking sort of thread
9 Apr 2014, 00:48 AM
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This shows how hard-bitten the coh2 community is. When ever I'm on my bike I'm always saying to it "get this thing gear!"
9 Apr 2014, 01:11 AM
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Everytime i go outside of my apartment i think "ITS FREEZING HEEEERE"
9 Apr 2014, 01:16 AM
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I miss that joke thread back in GR in vCOH era, so many laughter back there. :lol:



Katsusha, Katsusha everywhere
9 Apr 2014, 01:31 AM
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I miss that joke thread back in GR in vCOH era, so many laughter back there. :lol:



Katsusha, Katsusha everywhere


haha thats my symptom too, i see katyushas everywhere when cars carry shit like that
9 Apr 2014, 01:59 AM
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Whenever I go outside and my friends say "It's Ivan!" I think of Grens screaming in agony afterwards. Hans(Germans ofc) never knew what hit him.
9 Apr 2014, 02:25 AM
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You know you've play too much COH2 when you feel you have been officially cursed by the RNG gods.

You know you've play too much COH2 when you check the forums every night to see if there are any new interesting threads.

You know you've play too much COH2 when my friends start to call me Hansi.
9 Apr 2014, 03:38 AM
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You know you've play too much COH2 when outside you automatically determine the route with the most cover.

You know you've play too much COH2 when you see a ledge or overpass and think 'that's a great spot for a KV2'.

You know you've play too much COH2 when you instinctively move your eyes to the lower left expecting to see a minimap of the area.
9 Apr 2014, 03:58 AM
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when you have a built order for your breakfast in the morning to minimize time spent making it and spending time thinking about how to optimize it.
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